top

007 Racing

2000 (VG)

R: Oh, please, you call that driving? Q could drive better than that, and he's dead! I could drive better than that with a flesh wound in my hand!

top

100 Greatest Number One Singles

2001 (TV)

Roger Taylor: I get sick to death of Bohemian fucking Rhapsody! Just kidding.

top

1001 nuits, Les

1990

The Great Vizier: (walks over to Sheherazade and wakes her up) I must cut off your head.

Sheherazade: I am very good at running away.

top

101

1989

(screaming on the top of his lungs) David Gahan: Good evening Pasadena!

top

102 Boulevard Haussmann

1990 (TV)

Marcel Proust: I apologize for the lift. It dates from the period before lifts were invented.

top

12 oz. Mouse

2005

Police Officer: (after being covered with blood) Is that ice cream? Awesome.

top

13 Moons

2002

Bananas The Clown: Making people laugh is overrated.

top

13 Seconds

2003 (V)

Adramalech: Blasphemy is just so damned convenient.

top

1942: A Love Story

1993

Baig Saheb: All of a sudden, I am tired.

top

20 Million Miles to Earth

1957

Contino: Fascinating. Horrible, but fascinating.

top

20 Mule Team

1940

Skinner Bill Bragg: Let's scratch some sand over him and keep the buzzards from picking him to pieces. Piute Pete: Pretty soon wind comes some more, blow sand off and coyotes dig him up just the same. Skinner Bill Bragg: Ain't you got no respect? It's the idea of the thing. Now get to scratching.

top

2000 MLB All-Star Game

2000 (TV)

Joe Torre: I'm gonna use 'em all. Yeah, I'm gonna use 'em all. We get a tie game, I'm gonna run for the hills.

Bob Costas: The balls may be juiced, and some of the players may be juiced.

top

2001 Yonggary

1999

Captain Parker: Compared to this guy Godzilla is a pussy.

top

2002

2001/I

Tide: Driver, where can I get a tape of the program your playing? (The bus driver taps a metal box under his seat) Narrator: Government Warning, do not speak to the driver while the vehicle is in motion.

top

2004 World Series

2004 (mini)

Commentator: Back to Foulke! Red Sox fans have longed to hear it... the Boston Red Sox are World Champions!

top

2103: The Deadly Wake

1997

Martine Quiller: Next week we'll become the first corporation since Disney to join the U.N.

top

24-Seven

1999

Raji: I'm sorry sir, but your breath is smelling like the Ganges river, that's starting to hurt me.

Raji: Uhm, now, uh, the slushies, they are three part syrup, one part virus.

top

30 Days

2005

Reverend Dr Penny Davis: (talking about homosexuality and the Bible) I think God cares more about what we do with our resources than what we do with our genitalia.

top

9-18-98

2005

Steve Molyneux: I got your number off the board at work.

top

3-2-0

2002 (V)

The Kidnapper: One false move, and you'll receive your wife's elbow in the post, in three to five working days.

Dan: Do I give you the money first?

top

11: 14

2003

Officer Hannagan: How 'bout the penis?

top

12: 01

1993 (TV)

(Barry answers the phone) Barry Thomas: Sorry mom, can't talk now. The day's repeating.

top

40 gradi all'ombra del lenzuolo

1976

"One For The Money" male: One million in each envelope. Twenty envelopes, that's twenty million! Uh, Italian lire, but that's better than nothing...

top

40 Most Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs... Ever

2004 (TV)

Lombardo Boyar: (about Michael Bolton's song "Can I Touch You There?") What a perv!

top

45 Minutes from Hollywood

1926

Mother: Guard the money, son - Lookout for confidence men and assistant directors.

top

48 Hours to Romance

2003

Buck Conway: I've dabbled a bit in porn. In fact, I was known as the underendowed Ron Jeremy, if ya know what I mean.

top

55 Days at Peking

1963

German Ambassador: You have to admire Sir Arthur; he always manages to give the impression that God must be an Englishman.

Dr Steinfeldt: (in the hospital, while the baroness refuses medical assistance) Don't you want to live? Baroness Natalie Ivanoff: I have lived.

top

555

1988 (V)

Sgt. Connor: We got a madman running around the city and you're talking to your wife about a fuckin' barbeque!

top

633 Squadron

1964

(last lines) Squadron Leader Adams: Then what's it all add up to? All their sacrifice? Air Vice Marshal Davis: A successful operation. Squadron Leader Adams: But they're probably all dead. All 633 Squadron! Air Vice Marshal Davis: You can't kill a squadron.

top

69 Hours

1998 (V)

Raylene: I'm sorry!

top

7 Seconds

2005 (V)

(from trailer) John Tuliver: Places to go. People To Kill.

Alexsie Kutchinov: We have a saying in my country - don't blame the baker, when the butcher bakes the bread. John Tuliver: What the hell does that mean? Alexsie Kutchinov: It means you're fucked.

top

7 Women

1966

Dr D.R. Cartwright: (to Tunga Khan, Bandit Leader) So long, ya bastard!

top

711 Ocean Drive

1950

Mal Granger: Time wounds all heels.

top

7th Cavalry

1956

(first lines) Capt Tom Benson: We'll be able to see the fort from the top of the next rise. (Tom and Martha ride a little farther) Capt Tom Benson: There she is - Fort Lincoln, the home of the finest cavalry regiment in the country - and our home.

top

8 Million Ways to Die

1986

Sarah: (to Scudder) You're just an opportunistic prick who'd fuck mud if it'd move a little and not complain too much.

Angel Moldonado: Sometimes in the course of doing business, it becomes necessary to remind people that they bleed when they die.

top

84C MoPic

1989

Easy: Soon to be promoted to PFC: private fucking civilian!

top

9 Souls

2003

Torakichi: We live in the asshole of the universe. Which makes us constipated shit and the guards diuretics.

top

9-ya rota

2005

(from trailer) Hohol: This is war! They don't put low grades here! They kill!

top

976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor

1991

Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy! Every time you hear a bell, a zombie takes us all to hell.

top

99 River Street

1953

Ernie Driscoll: There are worse things than murder. You can kill someone an inch at a time.

top

A ciegas

1997

Clemente: Kill her! Paquita: Why? Clemente: She's a terrorist, a murderer. Paquita: So what?

top

'A' gai waak

1983

Winnie: You're going too fast! Dragon Mi Yong: You'll drive me mad!

Captain Chi: Who is laughing like that? Jaws: Me, sir. Captain Chi: Do you know what you're going to do? Jaws: To laugh one thousand times? Captain Chi: Police, shoot him dead!

top

A-Hunting We Won't Go

1943

Crow: Hey, Foxie! You're just da guy I've been lookin' for! Do you know a gray fox in Pittsboig? Fox: No, but I know a silver fox in Boston!

top

À Meia-Noite Levarei Sua Alma

1964

Zé do Caixão: What's the life? It's the beginning of death! What's the death? It's the end of life! What's the existence? It's the cicle of blood! What's the blood? It's the meaning of existence!

top

Aa! Megamisama!

1993 (V)

Skuld: I am NOT a child! Nyaah!

top

Aau chin

1999

Doctor: Looks like we won't see each other again. Cheung: Only in this life, doctor.

Cheung: Where am I going to die, when am I going to die... all f that doesn't matter to me any more. The most important thing is that I don't die in a police station.

top

Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd

1952

Capt Bonney: If I weren't a pirate I'd cry.

top

ABC's Wide World of Sports

1961

(opening spiel) Jim McKay: Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sports... the thrill of victory... and the agony of defeat... the human drama of athletic competition... This is "ABC's Wide World of Sports!"

top

Aberdeen

2000

Tomas: Young girls are supposed to lose their virginity. It happens to a lot of nice people.

top

Abgeschminkt!

1993

Frenzy: When I was dressed up like you for the last time, someone offered me twenty dollars for half an hour. Maischa: You shoud have accepted!

top

Abigail's Party

1977 (TV)

Laurence: (putting the Shakespeare play back on the bookshelf) Our nation's culture. Not something you can actually read of course.

Beverly: Just becuase a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.

top

Abre los ojos

1997

(Repeated line.) Nuria: Open your eyes.

Pelayo: Did you screw her? César: Screw who?

top

Absolon

2003

Claire: You pushed me off a bridge! Norman Scott: Yeah. Claire: I would have jumped! (Scott laughs)

Murchison: (speaking to Walters) I send you out to do a simple thing. A simple thing, by definition, should not be difficult to accomplish. You, have taking that thing and allowed it to become a complex thing.

top

Absolute Aggression

1996

Will Singelton: Crawley's got to have anti-virus programs. Tron: Listen, man, there's no line of code those monkey boys can write that I can't bitch fuck.

top

Absurd Person Singular

1985 (TV)

(Hearing the doorbell, after admiring the Hopcrofts' washing machine) Marion Brewster-Wright: Ooh! Does that mean your shirt's cooked or something?

top

Abusement Park

1947

Popeye: I'd like to sail into that sailor!

top

AC: Aezhumalai vs Chita

2005

Aezhumalai: (pushed his sleeve up) So you wanna fight? Chitra: Bring it on! (smirks)

top

Accident

1967

Charley: (reading from learned journal) A statistical analysis of sexual intercourse at Kolenzo University, Milwaukee showed... that 70% did it in the evening, 29.9% between 2 and 4 in the afternoon and 0.1% during a lecture on Aristotle. Aged Professor: I'm surprised to hear that Aristotle is on the syllabus in the State of Wisconsin.

top

Accompagnatrice, L'

1992

Irene Brice: You drink too much. Everyone does.

top

According to Spencer

2001

Spencer: All the great people in history had passion and love. And that's what I want.

top

Aches and Snakes

1973

Crazylegs Crane: Gosh, if this is fatherhood, then I wish I'd listened to that guy at the egg-control clinic.

top

Acrobatty Bunny

1946

Bugs Bunny: Iron bars do not imprison meek... but they sure help, eh, Doc?

top

Across the Pacific

1942

Rick Leland: When you're slapped, you're gonna take it and like it.

Rick Leland: (comparing his gun to Dr Lorenz's) Mine's bigger than yours.

top

Act of Murder, An

1948

Doctor Walter Morrison: What is incurable today is curable next Wednesday.

top

Action League Now!!: Rock-A-Big-Baby

1997

The Flesh: Ouchies!

top

Action of the Tiger

1957

Carson: My usual fee is 5 thousand, but... Tracy Malvoisie: I don't expect any favors from a cut-price Galahad! Carson: You didn't let me finish, I was going to say for you 10 thousand.

top

Adams æbler

2005

Dr Kolberg: Adam, this makes no sense at all. I am a man of science, I believe in numbers and charts. Goddamnit, I wanna go some place, where people die when they are sick, and don't sit in the yard eating cowboy toast when they have been shot through the head.

top

Addio, piccola mia

1979

Georg Büchner: Peace to the cabins, war to the palaces!

top

Adrift

1993 (TV)

Nick Terrio: Because that's the way it is the the sea. She throws all kinds of crap at yer.

top

Adventures in Babysitting

1989 (TV)

Brad Anderson: These are stupid times, and stupid times call for stupid measures.

top

Adventures in Wonderland

1991

Red Queen: Maybe the Duchess is better than I am after all. White Rabit: Your majesty, don't say that! A lot of people are better than you but certinly not the duchess.

top

Adventures of the Road-Runner

1962

Ralph Phillips: The thing I don't understand is why he wants the Road Runner in the first place. Wile E. Coyote: A legitimate question, young man, deserving a legitimate answer.

top

Advice and Dissent

2002

The Rebbe: Can you fake it?

top

Advice From a Caterpillar

1999

Spaz: He's bisexual. Missy: A bisexual man... do they still make those?

top

Advise & Consent

1962

Robert Leffingwell: Son, this is a Washington, D.C. kind of lie. It's when the other person knows you're lying and also knows you know he knows.

Fred Van Ackerman: What I did was for the good of the country. Bob Munson: Fortunately our country always manages to survive patriots like you.

top

Aenigma

1987

Eva Gordon: Let's get one thing straight! A successful semester to me means making out with as many cute boys as possible. Let's put it this way: anything in pants!

top

Aeon Flux

2005

(from trailer) Aeon: You killed my family, so I came here to kill you.

(from trailer) Aeon: I used to have a life. Now, I just have a mission

(from trailer) Aeon: I had a life once. Now all I have is a mission.

top

Affair in Trinidad

1952

Max Fabian: If you're waiting for my last words, you've heard them.

top

AFI's 100 Years... 100 Heroes & Villains

2003 (TV)

Harrison Ford: Whoever decided that Indiana Jones should wear a felt hat and a leather jacket in the jungles should have been shot.

top

Africa

1999/I

Victoria 'Vicky' Young: I'm going to make it. I'm going to make it.

top

After Office Hours

1935

Sharon Norwood: Why did you lie to me? James 'Jim' Branch: If you were looking at what I'm looking at you'd know why I lied to you.

top

Aftermath

2005/II (V)

Becky: I can't believe you're caught up in some long story. That makes you no better than him.

top

Against a Crooked Sky

1975

Russian: You know, I had a boy like you once. He was as ugly as dirt... took after his ma. I ended up having to slit his throat.

top

Age-Old Friends

1989 (TV)

Cooper: How are we feeling today? Aylott: Oh about the same, can't complain. How are you feeling today? Cooper: Oh about the same, can't complain.

Cooper: What would you say to another glass of whiskey? Aylott: Hello, whiskey!

top

Agent for H.A.R.M.

1966

Malko: A man will believe the lies he wants to believe, comrade.

Adam Chance: You think this is all there is to America? Apple pie and all that jazz? Well it's my job to keep the pie on the table and no-one questions how I do it.

Adam Chance: Come on, let's head to the Judo range.

top

Agnes Browne

1999

Marion Monks: We're here for a good time, not a long time. And having a friend like you is as good as it gets.

top

Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes

1972

Don Lope de Aguirre: That man is a head taller than me. That may change.

Don Lope de Aguirre: Perucho, don't you think the cannon might be a little bit rusty? Perucho: It might.

top

Ahava Columbianit

2004

Yael: Would you like me to pet it? Omer: No. Yael: Why not? Omer: Because it's not a cat. Yael: Would you like me to... you know... even though I don't like it? Omer: (pause) It's not a popsicle either.

top

Ai yori aoshi 'enishi'

2003

Hanabishi Kaoru: By the way, Taeko-Chan, who told you that you were the best driver that he has ever met? Taeko Minazuki (Mizuhashi, Kaori) : Oh, the nice man at the Game-Center! Everyone In The Car: EEK!

top

Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer

2003

Aileen Wuornos: They're daring me to kill again.

top

Aimee Semple McPherson

2006

Aimee: Faith is the key to miracles, and you have faith or you wouldn't be here today!

James Kennedy: I know you're going through a tough time, darling, but remember Christ, when He was walking down the Via Del LaRosa.

David Hutton: I'll show Sister Aimee heaven all night long.

top

Ain't Got No Jazz

2003

Bartender: It's not cheap... but it's worth it

top

Ain't That Ducky

1945

Daffy Duck, Sobbing Duckling: Sufferin' Succotash! (Sylvester the Cat's expression)

top

Air Cadet

1951

Jerry Connell: Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick. Walt Carver: No foolin'! Joe Czanoczek: Maybe he oughta get another girl!

top

Air Force

1943

Sgt. Joe Winocki: (looking down at devastation in Pearl Harbor) Damn 'em!, Damn 'em! Sgt. Robbie White: (sarcasticly) Aren't ya glad now that you're gettin' out of the service?

top

Airmail

1932

Duke Talbot: I'da made that flight to Paris but Lindy beat me to it.

top

Airtight

1999 (TV)

Freddy: You know that the security on the Labyrinth is tighter than a wetsuit on a Sumo wrestler.

top

Ajooba

1991

Ajooba: So what happens if the enemies want the worst to happen? Whatever God wishes that is what will happen.

Vazir-E-Allah: Shah Rukh, if you were not my wife's brother, you'd be an ordinary officer! Think of something.

Vazir-E-Allah: Long live Shaiytan!

top

Akasha

2001

Jimmy: "If zero is the absolute then nothing we assume is real is".

top

Akkareakkareakkare

1990

Indian Embassy Official: (in the dark) Who is there? Vijayan: Nobody. Nobody.

Find these movie quotes interesting? Enjoy more classic quotes: