Figure It Out
1997
Summer Sanders: Blank, blank, blank, blank by blank nose.
Summer Sanders: Habla. Of course, that means bark!
(Carrot Top's father came out as part of the Charade Brigade) Summer Sanders: Carrot Top, that was your dad! Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson: Yeah, he's been in a jumpsuit before... on the interstate.
Summer Sanders: Here's your next clue, you guys. (tape recorder pops up next to Summer) Answering Machine Voice: You have reached the National Association of Forgetful People. Please leave a message after the, uh... (answering machine beeps) ... oh yeah, that's it.
Announcer, "J.": It's the official "Figure It Out" sweatshirt! Available in small, medium and "Wow! That's a big sweatshirt"!
Danny Tamberelli: Are you in fact the inventor of hair replacement? Contestant: No. Contestant's Father: (bald) Does it look like it?
Summer Sanders: Amanda, there's one second left in the round. Think you can get a question out? Amanda Bynes: I can try. Summer Sanders: Ready... go. Amanda Bynes: (talking quickly to beat the buzzer) Don't know!
(Two kids invented a talking motion sensor to keep their dog off the furniture) Girl on Tape Recording: (to the dog on the couch) Pepper, get off the couch! Summer Sanders: Let's give them a big hand. You guys were great! Summer Sanders: (sits down as she tells the audience to stay tuned) Girl on Tape Recording: Summer, get off the couch!
Summer Sanders: We stopped the clock when Steve got slimed... (starts laughing as she notices slime dripping) ... and he's still getting slimed!
Summer's Dad: (after getting slimed) This reminds me of the first time you started cooking, Summer!
Kel Mitchell: (trying to guess the contestant's secret) "Cleans up after grandma after her teeth pop out."
Kevin Kopelow: Do you know what you get when you cross a camel and a lima bean?
Amanda Bynes: Did you invent the most amazing book ever?
Steve Burns: Are you faster than a hat in water?
Danny Tamberelli: Does it have anything to do with getting hit in the head with a crouton?
Kevin Kopelow: (after a clue is dropped on him) Does it have anything to do with pain?
Moira Quirk: Does it have anything to do with nothing?
Chris Jericho: Does it have anything to do with pathogenic ocular dissonance?
Danny Tamberelli: (holding up an admission ticket for the show) Do you really think this should say "starring Summer Sanders"? Summer Sanders: Judges? No.
Danny Tamberelli: Do you stick your whole elbow up your nose?
Danny Tamberelli: Can what you do cause an entire population of Mongolian pygmies to pass out?
Kevin Kopelow: Do you spin beef jerky?
Lori Beth Denberg: Do you hang from a pipe by your nose?
Amanda Bynes: (trying to fill in the blanks) "Scares herself with cat hair knots"?
Kevin Kopelow: (trying to fill in the blanks) "Talks turkey with gobbling monkeys"?
(Carrot Top is one of the guest panelists) Summer Sanders: J's mom, please tell us what the Secret Slime Action is. Joanne Dumas (Announcer) : (quietly) The Secret Slime Action is: "being named after a vegetable." Summer Sanders: I just can't help but laugh. I'm evil that way.
Irene Ng: (trying to fill in the blanks) "Dances with wolves to rock music"?
Kevin Kopelow: Are you now, or have you ever, lived la vida loca?
Kevin Kopelow: Is what you invented dolphin-safe? Contestant: No. Kevin Kopelow: (acting shocked) It's not?
Kevin Kopelow: Is what you do against the law?
Kel Mitchell: Did you invent a pizza to go on your face?
Summer Sanders: (notices Josh, Danny and Lori Beth are faking being asleep) Guys, wake up! Okay, one minute on the clock; Mike we're gonna start with you. Ready? Go. Mike O'Malley: Is this an invention? Contestant: No. Josh Server: (wakes up and talks sleepily) Is it an invention? Contestant: No. Danny Tamberelli: (wakes up and talks sleepily) Is it an invention? Contestant: No. Summer Sanders: I have a feeling I know... Lori Beth Denberg: (wakes up and talks sleepily) Invention? Contestant: No. Mike O'Malley: I'll pass. Josh Server: Pass. Danny Tamberelli: Pass. Lori Beth Denberg: Pass.
Josh Server: (forcefully) Are you a blimp operator?
Danny Tamberelli: Can what you do cause tooth decay and/or gingivitis?
Josh Server: (after a clue in which the audience all points at Danny) Oh! How abrasive! Summer Sanders: Josh, you're question. Josh Server: Are you the first person ever to find Danny Tamberelli attractive? Contestant: (laughing) No. Josh Server: That's so mean. I *love* Danny! (hugs Danny) (alarm sounds; Josh & Danny get slimed) Summer Sanders: (laughing) The secret smile action was talking amongst yourselves.
Kenan Thompson: You got a problem with me? Contestant: (looks confused) Summer Sanders: Do you have a problem with him? Contestant: No.
Danny Tamberelli: (after a stick of deodorant is used as a clue) You tryin' to tell me somethin'?
Dave Aizer: I'm thinking... (bell sounds to signal the end of the round) ... nothing!
Danny Tamberelli: (after a nun comes out as a clue) Does it involve kicking a habit?
Lori Beth Denberg: (trying to fill in the final word of the contestant's secret) Is it an *Ocean* Spray dog washer?
Jesse Camp: Okay. So your machine doesn't like rock 'n' roll music, so it would want to buy my record. So is - uh - is - are - are you guys in the mob?
Kevin Kopelow: Does it involve *me*? Contestant: No. Kevin Kopelow: Yes, it does!
Danny Tamberelli: (trying to fill in the final word of contestant's secret) Are you the Double *Dare* Karate Champion?
Jesse Camp: Does your dog... like... colors? Contestant: He's color blind. Jesse Camp: He's color blind? Cool!
Kevin Kopelow: Okay, I'm only gonna ask you this once. (forcefully) Did you steal the diamonds? (pounds fist on desk)
Mark Saul: (trying to fill in the blanks) Dances with monkeys in (long pause) Thailand.
Josh Server: (as a little league hitter is hitting balls into the audience - one nearly hits "J") Knock a light out!