FernGully: The Last Rainforest
1992
Crysta: (when changing Zak back to his normal size) What was done now undo, return you to the form that's true. Good-bye Zak.
(Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back) Batty Koda: What're you crazy that's lemming talk! Zak: (hits Batty's antenna) Wrong channel! Batty Koda: (in English accent) Oh, Caesar! Emperor of Rome! (floats offscreen) Zak: (offscreen) Wrong channel! Batty Koda: (back onscreen; imitates John Wayne) Well all right, Gummy! We're goin' to war!
Zak: What happened to me? I'm... I'm three inches tall! Crysta: I shrank you. Zak: You what? Crysta: I was the most amazing thing. Course it's not what the spell was supposed to do, but Magi Lune can change you back to normal. Zak: You... you shrank me? Crysta: Yeah. Batty Koda: Catches on quick, doesn't he?
Ock: Now Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales? Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Hellen".
Zak: I'm not buzzing off any where. Now unshrink me, and I mean now. Crysta: Well, I guess I could take a bash at it. Zak: "Take a bash"? Crysta: I'm only just learning. Zak: Great, I've been shrunk by an amateur. I don't believe this. Okay, bash away.
Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me. Zak: I care about you, bat man. Batty Koda: Really? Zak: Positive. Batty Koda: Only fools are positive. Zak: Are you sure? Batty Koda: I'm positive... I fell for it! I should have known!
Crysta: But how can you live without trees? Zak: Easy. Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air. Zak: We have air. Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.
Crysta: Just imagine. Humans back in Ferngully. Batty Koda: Yup. There goes the neighborhood. Crysta: Be nice, Batty. Batty Koda: First of all, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then your parking lots, your convenience stores, and then... (Zak shorts out Batty's antenna) Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.
Zak: What are you, some kind of fairy? Crysta: Of course. What about you? Are you really a human? Zak: Last time I checked.
Hexxus: (singing) I see the world and all the creatures in it / I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach / Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand / with the destruction of this worthless jungle land / And what a wonderful machine they have provided / To slice a path of doom with my sweet breath to guide it.
Magi Lune: There are worlds within worlds, Crysta. Everything in our world is connected by the delicate strands of the web of life, which is a balance between the forces of destruction and the magical forces of creation.
Pips: So, what the Mage have to say? Crysta: She said I should start getting serious. Pips: 'Bout time. Crysta: Oh, and stop hanging around with bug-brained layabouts like you.
(Crysta looks at cloud of black smoke coming from Mt. Warning and realizes Batty is not with her) Crysta: Batty? Batty... Well come on! Batty Koda: (looks around) My heart! Oh! My heart! (falls back) ... I can't go on... heaven my little wings can't make it! Crysta: Hmmm maybe you should wait here for me... Batty Koda: A fabulous idea... only why don't you stay here with me? Crysta: (kisses his nose) Don't worry I'll be right back Batty Koda: Why do I not beleive you?
Batty Koda: (after saving Crysta and Zak from Leveler) "Don't go," I said. "Bad idea," I said. But would you listen? No. Don't listen to Batty. Well what do we have here? Shoes... animals don't where shoes... A HUMAN! Crysta: A TREE! Batty Koda: WOAH! (flies into tree...)
(Crysta pulls Batty from tree he just flew into) Batty Koda: Oh sonic interference, what a nightmare... I thought I saw a human... (sees Zak) AH! HUMAN! (falls from tree) Crysta: That's a human? Batty Koda: Yes! Yes! Kill it! Restrain it! Medicate it! Something! (takes deep breaths) Puff up! Puff up! They hate that!
Goanna: (about to eat Zak) Welcome to the food chain. Crysta: Stop! He's a human! Goanna: Uhh... what's a human? Batty Koda: Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken! (Crysta glares at Batty, then flies over to the Goanna) Crysta: (about Zak) He's my friend. Goanna: Any friend of a fairy... (spits out Zak) ... is a friend of mine. Crysta: Thanks. Goanna: You owe me a free dinner after this one.
Crysta: Will you both just calm down? (Batty and Zak say this at the same time) Batty Koda: HE TRIED TO KILL YOU! Zak: HE TRIED TO KILL YOU! (simultaneously again) Batty Koda: I DID NOT! YOU DID! Zak: I DID NOT! YOU DID!
Batty Koda: (singing) Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic / I rock and I ramble / My brain is scrambled / Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal.
(upon entering Fern Gully, Batty crashes into a tree) Batty Koda: Red light! (crashes into another tree) Batty Koda: Red light again!
Ralph: Are you sure the leveler can handle this baby? Tony: Sure, the leveler eats anything. Ralph: Kinda like you. Tony: How many times a day I have to threaten your life?
Zak: What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do? Crysta: Do? Zak: Yeah, what's your job? Crysta: What's a job? Zak: Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day? Crysta: Help things grow. Zak: Really? That sounds cool. Crysta: No, usually it's warm. Zak: No, cool means it's hot. Crysta: What? Zak: You know - bodacious, bad, tubular... Batty Koda: Awesome use of the language, dude. Zak: As in, you are one bodacious babe. Crysta: And that's good... I mean, cool? Zak: That's right! We're communicating.
Batty Koda: Hello, I'm a nocturnal placental mammal of the order pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... In case you can't tell, I'm a bat!
Batty Koda: Gravity works.
Batty Koda: (Hexxus knocks over a headlamp that's about to fall on Batty) Oh, this is gonna hurt...
Hexxus: Ahhh... delicious... a first class smoke. Mother's milk. And what is this delightful thing? And how did I get out of that tree? Oh, of course. Humans. What wonderful creatures. So clever. So helpful. I must take this wonderful human thing to... Fern... Gully... (evil chuckle)