Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
1972
Bill Cosby: This is Bill Cosby coming at you with music and fun, and if you're not careful, you might learn something before it's done. So let's get ready, eh? (In his Fat Albert voice) Hey, Hey, Hey!
Fat Albert: Hey hey hey! It's Fat Albert! And I'm going to sing a song for you/ And Bill's going to show you a thing or two/We'll have a good time with me and all the gang/Learning from each other while we do our thing/Na na na gonna have a good time/Na na na gonna have a good time.
Rudy: Man, you're like school during the summer. No class.
Announcer: It's not a bird... it's not a bee... it's the *Brown Hoooooooooooooornet*! As you recall, last time we left our hero, the Brown Hornet, and his trusty pal Stinger hopelessly trapped in (Different Dangerous Situation) . Using the Brown Hornet's super powers, they naturally escaped unharmed!
Fat Albert: Haven't ever heard of Newton's law? Rudy: There's no law for skating. Fat Albert: No. I'm talking Newton's Law of Gravity. That's where if one thing starts moving, it wants to keep moving. Russell: Just like your mouth, Rudy.
Fat Albert: Hey Hey Hey! This math is heavy on the head! Dumb Donald: I got it down cold! Ask me anything! Fat Albert: Okay. If you got a quarter in one pocket and forty cents in the other, what do you have? Dumb Donald: Somebody else's pants!