Faerie Tale Theatre
1982 Cinderella (1984) SUSPENDED
Fairy Godmother: Honey, where are your glass slippers? Cinderella: Oh, Fairy Godmother, something terrible happened. I was kicking the stones as I was walking down the cobbleway- Fairy Godmother: What?! Cinderella: (Whips out the glass slippers) Gotcha!
Cinderella: Do you know anything about kissing? Prince Henry: Yes. I'm almost certain it has something to do with the lips.
Prince Henry: I don't even know her name. King: You don't even know her name? What have you been calling her all this while, Hey, you!?
King: Say you'll marry the girl who fits this slipper. Prince Henry: Oh, that's a wonderful idea! King: Of course, I'm the King.
Stepmother: She's just Cinderella. She's nothing but a nothing. Prince Henry: They say, madam, it takes one to know one.
Fairy godmother: I love my work.
Bertha: That's such a gorgeous dress! Where did you have it made? Cinderella: Oh, it's just something I poofed together. Prince Henry: Poofed? Cinderella: Did I say poofed? Oh, I meant put together.
Cinderella: Fairy godmother, where are you? It's not funny anymore. It's all just a cruel joke. I wish there wasn't any magic and I wish you'd never come here. Because then I wouldn't know what I'd be missing. I love you, Prince Henry.
Bertha: I'm pretty sure I lost the glass slipper. Yes, I'm almost positive!
Arlene: Ohhh Mother this hurts! Stepmother: I told you Arlene, that glass slipper is supposedly VERY tiny. YOU HAVE GOT TO SHRINK THOSE FEET! Bertha: You know something? I think I may have lost a glass slipper. YES, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE!
(Cinderella tries on the glass slipper and it fits.) Cinderella: Thank you, I've been looking for that everywhere. Eileen: She cheated!
Prince's Servant: My feet are killing me. Prince Henry: And their feet are killing me. If I see one more fallen arch I'll scream.
Fairy Godmother: What's reality, does anybody know? (disappears)