Extremely Goofy Movie, An
2000 (V)
Bobby: (looking at his hands) Did you ever wonder why we are always like wearing gloves?
Goofy: The world will be your clam. Max: Oyster, Dad. Goofy: No thanks. I'm saving room for wienies.
Max: Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough?
Goofy: Don't forget to have some milk with those donuts!
Bobby: Free eats at the dorma. Pizza! Double cheesa!
Max: Let's do it to it!
Goofy: (sadly) One day you're changing their diapers, the next they're leaving for college. Pete: (cheerfully) Well, Goof, the way I see it; this is my last night of babysittin'!
Goofy: (as Bobby drives the van away) Goin' already? What about breakfast? You need your three squares a day! Max: (hanging out of the window) Don't worry, Dad! We'll pick up some donuts on the way!
Max: Gentlemen, welcome to the first day of the rest of our lives! Bobby: That's pretty deep. You get that line off a bumper sticker?
Goofy: Did you brush your teeth? Max: Uh-huh. Goofy: Comb your hair? Max: Yeah, Dad. Goofy: Did you put on clean underwear? Max: (angrily) DAD!
Max: We'll dethrone you and your friends, Your Royal LOWNESS.
Tank: Help me! Anyone! 911, baby. Max: Tank, talk to me! Tank: Dog boy, am I glad to see you, sweetheart.
Bobby: Don't worry, bro! I'm a yellow belt!
(Goofy has walked into Max's classroom in full 70s attire, and Max is shocked and horrified) Max: (muttering) Oh no, oh no, oh ... Bobby: Hey Max, is my vision blurred, or doesn't that guy look like your dad? Goofy: Maxie! Max: (grabbing and ringing at Bobby's shoulders) Kill me, just kill me now!
Bobby: (half-asleep) Mommy! I didn't do it!
Goofy: I'm not gonna be at college to pick up after you. (sadly, to his son) In fact, it's gonna be a long time before you see your old man again. What, maybe Christmas? (puts his finger up to his eye, wiping away a tear) Max: Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast. (chuckles, then mutters under his breath) Not too fast, I hope.
Beret Girl in Cafe: Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.
P.J.Pete: (after hearing the name of a fraternity) Moo moo... Who wants to join a herd of cows?