Escape from Monkey Island
2000 (VG)
Guybrush Threepwood: That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!
Herman Toothrot: Hey, I remember where I left my pants!
(Upon being told that a core belief in LeChuck's church is LeChuck's marriage to Elaine.) Guybrush Threepwood: Elaine can't marry LeChuck; she's already married! Reverend Rasputin: The first church of LeChuck (orthodox) doesn't recognize Elaine's blasphemous marriage to the ... Anti-LeChuck. Guybrush Threepwood: Who? Reverend Rasputin: The evil Anti-LeChuck, "He-Whose-Name-Must-Not-Be-Spoken". Guybrush Threepwood: Guybrush Threepwood? Reverend Rasputin: Ack, you said the name! Blasphemer! Guybrush Threepwood: I'M the Anti-LeChuck? Reverend Rasputin: Hahahaha. Don't be silly. The Anti-LeChuck is three meters tall, has a prehensile tail, a forked tongue, and the number "1138" stamped on his forehead.
Guybrush Threepwood: I find it hard to believe that the SCUMM Bar is owned by someone named I. Cheese.
Guybrush Threepwood: (Singing) Oh... the... Lava is hotter/ than a sea broiled otter/ and my shoes are meltin to the fiberglass floor.
Guybrush Threepwood: Pick up the moon? Are you nuts?
Dainty Lady Figurehead: Okay! Who painted me pink?
Guybrush Threepwood: (singing) Oh the temperature is rising and my sweat is vaporizing and I cannot feel my legs below the knees anymore
Guybrush: You could get fired if people found out you posed for that picture Harbour Mistress: How do you think I got my last promotion? Guybrush: I'd rather not know
Guybrush: Ozzie! I had a feeling you were working for LeChuck Ozzie: I'm afraid you've got it backwards pirate boy LeChuck's working for me Guybrush: Well that makes me feel better...
Guybrush Threepwood: That pig-shaped bush frightens and confuses me.