Ernest Goes to Camp
1987
Mr Tipton: Okay, one more chance, but your boys better get with the program. Know what I mean? Ernest P. Worrell: Oh I know what you mean, sir, thank you.
Nurse St. Cloud: And that was the ritual of the Blade, the Stone, and the Arrow. Ernest P. Worrell: Like in our culture: Paper, Rock, Scissors.
Ernest P. Worrell: One monkey don't stop no show.
Counselor Stennis: You're gonna learn to swim the Stennis way.
Ernest P. Worrell: All aboard that's going ashore!
(Ernest is getting his shots and is in pain) Ernest P. Worrell: I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am 'Josef Mengele' qv! AAAHHH!
(the camp sign falls on Ernest) Mr Tipton: What happened? Chief St. Cloud: Ernest broke the sign. Mr Tipton: Well, at least nobody was hurt.
Mr Tipton: Have you ever held a leadership position? Ernest P. Worrell: I had a ant farm once.
Ernest P. Worrell: Somethin' burnin'? Ayyy-EWW!