Eretz Nehederet
2003
IDF Spokeswoman Merkava Feldman: As we've seen, again the anti-semi European bitches are against us. Sorry for the word "European".
(repeated line) President Moshe Katsav: Look, Eyal...
Shelly Yechimovich: And who's at fault? The men of course!
Luba: Difficult, difficult.
Luba: (nonchalantly) Okaaaay.
Host: (talking about a terrorist attack intended for the French Embassy) ... and in conclusion, we hope that no more terrorist attacks are intended towards the French Embassy located at 112 Herbert Smuel Street in Tel Aviv. Oh, and they're a side entrance from Jaffa St.
Judy Nir Moses Shalom: Watching the Oscars reminded me of why Steve asked me to marry him. Host: Why is that? Judy Nir Moses Shalom: Million Dollar Baby.
Host: Israel's rugby team was arrested this week for rampaging in Luxemburg. The police looks into the issue and apparently it's a sport similar to soccer, which is played using your hands.
Political Correspondent Udi Ben-David Federbush: How do you say "I love you" in English? Shelly Yechimovich: "I'm gay." Political Correspondent Udi Ben-David Federbush: Chelsie, I'm gay.
Bill Clinton: I fell in love with this country and decided that I, Hillary and Chelsie will live in Israel. Christiana Hochman: (translating to Hebrew) I'm an idiot and want to move here.