Enduring Love
2004
Joe: You're mad. Jed: That's what they said about Jesus once. Joe: They also said it about a lot of mad people.
Jed: (singing) God only knows where I'd be without you...
Jed: Hey, come on. Look, I was just having a bit of fun, come on. Joe: Fuck off. Jed: I was just trying to cheer you up, Joe. Joe: Fuck off. Jed: I was just trying to cheer you up. Come on, Joe, Jo-Jo. Joe: (Grabs Jed and shoves him up against the wall) Listen to me, listen to me. If you ever, ever, ever fucking bother me again, if you ever come anywhere fucking near me, I wil follow you, I will find you and I will gut you like a fucking fish, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Jed: You started this, you made this happen. Why don't you admit it? You pretend it's not happening, nothing's happening? YOU FUCK! Giving me all your secret fucking signals so that I come towards you! Why don't you leave me alone, eh? What do you want? What do you want? I love you! I love you! And now you're trying to fucking DESTROY ME! (singing and walking away) GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE I'D BE WITHOUT YOU!
Frank: If you want to turn two people into two-headed fire-breathing dragons overnight, just put rings on their fingers. Rachel: Shhhhhh! Joe: No, he's right. Joe: Cos you-re a fucking expert aren't you? Joe: When you're not sexing up the au pair to within an inch of her life, you're a fucking authority! Joe: And when you're not marching on Poland, you're a fucking sage, aren't you pal? Joe: Tell me something, tell me something, cos I always wanted to know this. Joe: Don't you ever tire of letting your dick do the thinking?
Joe: (lookin' up from the baby) She smiled at me. Rachel: Don't get excited. She's just hungry. It's biology, remember. Joe: No, it's not. It's not biology. It's fantastic.