Duke Nukem 3D
1996 (VG)
Duke Nukem: Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
Duke Nukem: What are you waiting for? Christmas?
Duke Nukem: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
Duke Nukem: You are an inspiration for birth control.
(after stepping in alien feces) Duke Nukem: Shit Happens...
Duke Nukem: Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Duke Nukem: Groovy!
Duke Nukem: Uh, Uh, Uh. Where is it?
Duke Nukem: I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck (after killing boss does just that)
Duke Nukem: (after entering a secret area and finding Snake from Escape from L.A. dead, torn in half, and hanging on chains) I guess he didn't escape from L.A. (Nintendo 64 version only)
Duke Nukem: Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
(after an earthquake shakes the level) Duke Nukem: I ain't afraid of no quake!
Duke Nukem: What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?
Duke Nukem: Lucky son of a bitch!
(says it everytime Duke kills the boss of the episode) Duke Nukem: Die, you son of a bitch!
Duke Nukem: Damn, you're ugly.
(Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine) Duke Nukem: Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
(seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom) Duke Nukem: Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
Duke Nukem: This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!