Duck Amuck
1953
Daffy Duck: (on an island in the distance) Hey, come here! Give me a close-up. A close-up! (film frame contracts around Daffy) Daffy Duck: This is a close-up? Daffy Duck: (screaming) A close-up, you jerk! A close-up! (camera zooms up to an extreme close-up of Daffy's blood shot eyes) Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
(the unseen tormentor is revealed as Bugs Bunny) Bugs Bunny: Ain't I a stinker?
Daffy Duck: Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
Daffy Duck: (artist has re-drawn him as a weird flower-like creature) Hmm, that's funny. Somehow I don't quite feel like myself. I mean I feel all right, but I... I... (sees himself in a mirror) EEEEEK! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!
Daffy Duck: What a way to run a railroad.
Daffy Duck: (looking at corny background) Ho-Ho that's rich, ha ha. Now how 'bout some color, stupid. (Artist draws Daffy in wild, polka-dot colors) No. Not me you slop artist.
Daffy Duck: Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds, hmmmm?
Daffy Duck: All right, wise guy, where am I?
(projector sticks between frames) Daffy Duck: Now what? Daffy Duck: What are you doing down there? Daffy Duck: Down here? What are you doing up there? (pointing upward, sarcastically) *Down* here.
Daffy Duck: Psst! Whoever's in charge. The scenery. Where's the scenery?
(first lines) Daffy Duck: Stand back, musketeers, they shall sample my blade! Touché! (suddenly realizes that there is absolutely nothing behind him) Musketeers? Unguarded, eh? My blade? Hey, psst. Whoever's in charge here, the scenery, where's the scenery?
(opening lines) Daffy Duck: Stand back, Musketeers! They shall sample my blade!
Daffy Duck: ... And I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
Daffy Duck: (in a rage) I've never be so humiliated in all my life.
Daffy Duck: All right, let's get this picture started. (Iris out to THE END title card) Daffy Duck: NO. NO.
Daffy Duck: (to second Daffy) Listen, If you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss. Daffy Duck: Don't let that bother you, Jack. Daffy Duck: Okay, bub, You asked for it.
Daffy Duck: I'll tell you what. You go your way, and I'll go mine. Live and let live. Right? Right. Ladies and gentlemen. There will be no further interruptions, so I will attempt to entertain you in my own inimitable fashion.
Daffy Duck: (sings) Daffy Duck he had a farm, yi aye yi aye yo. (scenery changes) And on this farm he had an *igloo*, yi aye... yi... aye... er?