Dracula 2000
2000
Simon Sheppard: What the hell happened in there? Abraham Van Helsing: I told you to kill her! Abraham Van Helsing: They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. you must pierce their heart or behead them. they are nosfaratu, vampires. Simon Sheppard: And you knew about this? And your alright with this? Abraham Van Helsing: I had them destroyed irradicated. All but one. My secret in the abbey. He is what they stole Simon Sheppard: Who? Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula. Dracula, not myth, no ravings of a mad irish novelist, oh no. He is real I assure you Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking twighlight zone
Solina: You don't build this kind of security without a gold mine to hide.
Dracula: We are so much more complicated than our names.
Simon Sheppard: NEVER... ever FUCK with an antiques dealer!
Dracula: I don't drink... coffee.
Marcus: (Simon produces a cross) Sorry sport. I'm an atheist. Simon Sheppard: (a dagger pops out of the cross' base) God loves you anyway.
Solina: (to Simon) You Brits like to sweet-talk. You Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck.
Lucy: You had him every night in your dreams and you didn't even share!
Dracula: You made the world in your image. Now I make it in mine.
Lucy: It's even better than chocolate.
Lucy: I was named after the "Peanuts" character.
Dracula: I will show you what I have never shown another.
Nightshade: I said I was sorry...
Dracula: Mary, you're afraid. Don't be.
Valerie Sharp: Can you see my face? Cameraman: Yeah. Valerie Sharp: Okay. Can you see my tits?
Solina: Well, Mr Van Helsing, haven't you been selfish?
Marcus: Better than money!
Dracula: Dignity, doctor.
Solina: Being chosen, it's like being born.
Valerie Sharp: I don't want to die. Dracula: Then you never will.
Dracula: You cannot imagine what I've had to endure. I have felt the very wrath of God, chosen to suffer like no man before.
Mary: I am Mary Van Helsing. I am my father's daughter. And none shall take that away.
(Simon brandishes a Bible before the advancing Dracula) Dracula: Propaganda.
Dracula: Everything I am is yours. And all you are is mine.
Detective Gautreaux: Solina, Dr Seward tells me you believed to be a vampire. Now how does one become a vampire? Solina: No, how does one become... a lover? Detective Gautreaux: Well, I don't know. Solina: (Groans) One is chosen. Detective Gautreaux: Did you see that? Dr Seward: See what? Solina: (sighs; Sultry voice) Would you like to be chosen, Mr Detective? Are you waiting for a woman to choose you as a lover? Detective Gautreaux: Are you getting this on tape? Solina: (Yells) Look at me when I talking to you! Detective Gautreaux: Um, Solina, you... you can't see me. Solina: Of course I can.
Abraham Van Helsing: I swear to Jesus Christ... Dracula: (interrupts) He doesn't care!
Dracula: You haven't been feeding her.