Dr Dolittle 2
2001
Dr Dolittle: How smart do you have to be to pull your head out of the water when you can't breathe?
Dr Dolittle: You'll be the most famous bear in the world! Archie: Bigger than Pooh? Dr Dolittle: If you get this right, everybody will be saying Winnie the Who!
Raccoon: I can bite. I have rabies, but there's so little I can do.
White Wolf: Hasta la vista, baby!
Joey The Racoon: Hey, when the Beaver offers you a fish, you take the fish!
Dr Dolittle: You're an endangered species! Archie: Is that a threat, buddy?
Dr Dolittle: Don't you dare throw up on me! Archie: That's not where it's going to come out.
Charisse: What am I supposed to do without my cell phone? Dr Dolittle: Here's some stamps. Learn how to write a letter or something.
Raccoon: The beaver don't travel for nobody.
Steve Irwin (II) : I am here with Dr Dolitle, who can actually talk with animals. We're here about to capture this alligator right behind us, The trick to capturing this guy is to put your arms around his neck... Alligator: Hey Dolittle, What I'm doing is letting Steve think I don't hear him, when he comes for me, I'm gonna turn around and snap his arm off. (Steve is still talking to camera) Dr Dolittle: Steve, I think he knows we're here. Steve Irwin (II) : Quiet, I don't wanna spoil the element of surprise, NOW! (SNAP) Steve Irwin (II) : Crikey! Me arm!
Racoon: Hey Doc. These are some nice wheels here what do ya call this thing? Dr Dolittle: Oh, this is a Mustang. Possum: Hey Doc is there a car named after me? Dr Dolittle: Naw, I don't think they make a Possum. Possum: WHY NOT? Dr Dolittle: They usually don't make cars named after rodents.
Archie: I am the Alpha Bear! Grrr! Grrr! Bears say "grrr," right?
Archie: It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done, and I once rode a unicycle wearing a tutu! A tutu!
Dr Dolittle: What are you guys, some kind of animal Mafia? Raccoon: Mafia? Whoa, we don't know nothing about no Mafia. No, that's a myth.
Pepito: So young, so angry. Damn that rap music!
Drunk Monkey: There's a place in France where the naked monkey's dance.
Archie: (while running to get in shape) Oh yeah! Feel the burn! Feel the burn! Feel the LEG CRAMP!
(doing a somersault down a hill in the forest to show off, Archie rolls right onto a pinecone) Archie: Hey look at me! Ah! Pinecone!
Archie: (Archie gets hit with a tranq dart) What the - nap!
The raven: Nevermore.