Doug
1991
Patricia 'Patti' Mayonnaise: But Mrs Wingo, what happens to the fatty animals during the summer? Do they get hot? Mrs Wingo: Let's ask someone that knows that. Mrs Wingo: (to Doug) Mrs Wingo: What do you think Fatty Fatty Fatty?
(Roger and his gang are preparing for a new student) Roger Klotz: Extra-large spitwads? Willie White: Check. Roger Klotz: Burping lunch tray? Boomer Bledsoe: Uh, check. Roger Klotz: Disentegrated homework? Willie White: (laughs) Check. (Willie crumples up the paper, which turns to dust)
(repeated line) Assistant Principal Lamarr Bone: DON'T MESS UP!
(Porkchop is about to go on a date) Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: Don't do all the barking and be home by ten.
(Judy is planning to sneak out) Judith 'Judy' Anastasia Funnie: I'm going to bed. Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: But it's only 7: 30. Judith 'Judy' Anastasia Funnie: SHUT UP! I mean, early to bed, early to rise.
Joe Valentine: That music's so loud I can't hear myself think. Skeeter, could you pass the... stuff in the boat that's brown and Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine: The gravy? Joe Valentine: Yeah. So tell me about the, uh... Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine: Beets concert. Joe Valentine: Right. Skeeter, pass the mashed... the mashed... Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine: Potatoes?
Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: Hi, Dale. Dale Valentine: Hello, big nose.
Willie White: Truth or dare, Larry? Larry the A.V. Nerd: Truth. Willie White: OK. Have you ever watched a filmstrip at school without permission? Larry the A.V. Nerd: Well, there was this one time... Roger Klotz: Hold it! You can do better than that, Willie. (whisers in Willie's ear) Willie White: OK. Who do you have a crush on? Larry the A.V. Nerd: Uh, well, I guess I like... Beebe. Beebe Bluff: AAAH! (Larry faints) Roger Klotz: (laughs) Hey, he's out cold. Give me that punch. (Roger pours punch on Larry)
Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine: (every time Skeeter says hi to Doug) Yo Doug! (makes nasal noise) Ha ha.
(said every time Mr Dink shows Doug something he bought) Bud Dink: It was very expensive.
(said at the beginning of each episode) Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: Dear Journal, hi! it's me, Doug.
(at the end of the episode where Doug plays a game of "Bag the Nematoad", Porkchop runs around the room after the windup nematoad with a mallet and breaks it to smithereens) Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!
Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: (Doug is mad at Porkchop) Quit clowning around, Porkchop! This is serious. You go in your Igloo and think about what you did.
Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: Good luck tonight, Patti. Patricia 'Patti' Mayonnaise: You too.
Judith 'Judy' Anastasia Funnie: And I thought I was the artistic one in the family...
Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: It's not fair, Pork Chop. Patti's a way better dancer than Bebe.
Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: Good luck, Bebe. Beebe Bluff: Thanks, but I won't be needing it. Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie: Yeah, I know...