Doom
2005
Sarge: I'm not supposed to die!
(takes hold of the BFG3000) Sarge: Aaaaawwww shit...
Sarge: Semper Fi, motherfucker!
Sarge: You gonna shoot me? John Grimm: Was thinking about it Sarge: How much you got left? John Grimm: (looks at gun) About half a clip, you? Sarge: (points BFG) One round
Sarge: What, you're going to shoot me now? John Grimm: Yeah, I was thinking about it.
Pinky: (a standoff between Grimm and Sarge is interrupted by a growling from behind Pinky) There's something behind me, isn't there?
Samantha Grimm: Reaper? As in grim? John Grimm: We're marines, Sam, not poets.
Sarge: Big... Fucking... Gun!
Duke: Reaper, please tell me you didn't let a fine piece of ass like that get away from you? John Grimm: She's my sister.
John Grimm: Like The Kid said, "Go to Hell"!
Sarge: Shoulder your fucking weapon, soldier!
Sarge: Kill them all, let God sort them out.
John Grimm: (hands Samantha a gun) If I turn into one of those monsters, shoot me. One in the heart and one in the head. Samantha Grimm: (slowly takes the gun) I won't have to.
(repeated line) Sarge: Portman, you need to shut up.
Goat: Goddamn it! (takes out a knife and carves a cross in his arm. He sees Reaper watching him) I took his name in vain.
John Grimm: (approaching a mangled Scientist) Sir, are you okay? (scientist turns to face him and bites the head off of a live rat) John Grimm: Okay...
Portman: (looks down the sewer hole) I thought being in the shit was a figure of speech. Sarge: Get in the goddamn hole, Portman.
Pinky: Portman, what's up with your cam? All I see is floor and wall. Portman: I'm taking a shit, you fucking gimp!
Portman: What's that? Goat: A holding cell. Touch it. Portman: (Portman reaches and gets shocked) You asshole!
Destroyer: (Destroyer lifts a gate off of a vent and shoots at something) Agh! Sarge: What was it? Destroyer: Some kind of monkey.
Samantha Grimm: 10% of the human genome is still unmapped. Some say it's the genetic blueprint for the soul.