Domino
2005
(from trailer) Ed: (Domino, Ed and Choco are about to make a bust.) Okay, Domino, you're with me on the side. (cocks shotgun) Ed: Choco, you cover the rear.
(from trailer) Domino Harvey: (narrates) My name is Domino Harvey. I am a bounty hunter. You're probably wondering how a girl like me arrived here. What I say will determine whether or not I spend the rest of my life in prison. Let's start at the beginning.
(from trailer) (upon first meeting Domino) Ed: Why would a delicate little thing like you wanna be a bounty hunter? Domino Harvey: I wanna have a little fun.
(from trailer) Sorority Girl: What's it like to have the body of a ten-year-old boy? Domino Harvey: (off look) Have you had a nose job? Sorority Girl: No. (Domino sucker-punches her in the face)
(from trailer) Kimmie: (into mike) Just go in with batons and nun-chucks. Mark Heiss: (into mike) Use nun-chucks. Nun-chucks are good.
Mark Heiss: (as he chews gum) It's like... Night... of the Living Dead!
Sophie Wynn: Absolutely brilliant.
Domino Harvey: I've been training since I was twelve. Knives, guns, throwing stars. You name it, and I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker. I'm a hard worker and a fast learner. Nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die.
(Domino and a wounded Ed and Choco are trapped in an elevator plummeting to an almost certain death) Choco: I love you. Domino Harvey: (narrates) I once swore never to invest too much emotion in anyone. Domino Harvey: I love you. (they kiss) Domino Harvey: (narrates, tearful) I love you, Choco. Ed: (shouts) It's a great day to die!
(after a particularly unpleasant day of filming the bounty hunters' reality TV show) Mark Heiss: (to Ian Ziering and Brian Austin Green, the hosts) This is going to jump-start your careers.