Doctor Who
2005
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor by the way, what's your name? Rose Tyler: Rose. The Doctor: Nice to meet you Rose - run for yer life!
(his first line) The Doctor: Run.
Mickey Smith: Rose! (Tardis starts up and disappears)
The Doctor: This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen, this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing: we must be in danger, and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape. Rose Tyler: No! The Doctor: And that's OK, I hope it's a good death. But I promise to look after you, and that's what I'm doing. The TARDIS is taking you home. Rose Tyler: I won't let you. The Doctor: And I bet you're fussing and moaning now, typical. But hold on, and just listen a bit more. The TARDIS can never return from here. Emergency Programme One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust, no-one can open it, no-one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on, and the box will be buried. And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thing. That's all, one thing. Have a good life. Do that for me, Rose. Have a fantastic life.
Captain Jack: Rose, you are worth fighting for. (Jack kisses Rose passionately) Captain Jack: Wish I'd never met you, Doctor, I was much better off as a coward. (Jack kisses the Doctor the same way)
Harriet Jones: (on the Doctor) He's an alien? Rose Tyler: Yes. Harriet Jones: But that accent sounds like he from the North. Rose Tyler: Lots... of planets... have a North.
Mickey Smith: I bet you don't even remember my name. The Doctor: It's Ricky. Mickey Smith: It's *Mickey*. The Doctor: No, it's *Ricky*. Mickey Smith: I think I know my own name. The Doctor: You *think* you know your own name? How stupid are you?
Mickey Smith: What are you doing? The Doctor: Ricky, if I were to tell you what I'm doing to the controls of my frankly magnificent timeship, would you even begin to understand? Mickey Smith: Well, I guess not... The Doctor: Then shut it.
The Doctor: One day, just one day, maybe, I'm going to meet somebody who gets the whole "don't wander off" thing.
The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.
Captain Jack: It's these special features, they really drain the battery. Rose Tyler: That is so lame. Captain Jack: Yeah, well, I was going to get a new one when *somebody* went and blew the factories up. Rose Tyler: Well, when we first met he blew my job up, it's practically how he communicates.
Captain Jack Harkness: The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners.
Secretary: The Lord Mayor says... thank you for popping by to have a chat but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork... perhaps if you could make an appointment, for, for next week... ? The Doctor: She's climbing out the window, isn't she? Secretary: ... Yes, she is.
The Anne Droid: So, Rose, what do you do? Rose Tyler: Oh, I'm just a traveller... The Anne Droid: In other words, you're unemployed. Rose Tyler: No... The Anne Droid: Do you have a job? Rose Tyler: Well, no... The Anne Droid: Well, then you *are* unemployed. And yet you can still afford peroxide.
Rose Tyler: Is it safe? The Doctor: Perfectly. (TARDIS console explodes with a shower of sparks, burning the Doctor) The Doctor: Okay, *reasonably* - should have said reasonably, there.
(On 'Red Alerts') The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings - all those Red Alerts, all that dancing.
Charles Dickens: Oh, my... I hope this theory is validated... soon. Almost instantly, in fact.
Henry Van Statten: The vault is sealed. The Doctor: Rose, where are you? Rose? Did you make it? Rose Tyler: (still inside) Sorry, I was a bit slow. (the Dalek pursuing her approaches) It's the end, Doctor. But it's not your fault... And you know what? I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
(thanks to Adam, he and Rose are about to die) The Doctor: You and your boyfriends.
Rose Tyler: I'll let the Doctor describe it. The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Planet Earth is at its height, covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion, the centre of a galactic domain that stretches across a million planets and species. (Adam faints) The Doctor: He's your boyfriend. Rose Tyler: Not any more.
De Maggio: If you want to negotiate, then I can guarantee that Mr Van Statten will be willing to talk. I accept that we imprisoned you, and maybe that was wrong. But people have died. And that stops, right now. The killing stops... I demand that you surrender. Metaltron: (aka Dalek) Elevate. (hovers up the staircase towards her)
Dalek: Open the bulkhead, or Rose Tyler dies. The Doctor: You're alive! Rose Tyler: Can't get rid of me. The Doctor: I thought you were dead. Dalek: Open the bulkhead! Rose Tyler: Don't do it! Dalek: What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?
Rose Tyler: You don't have to do this any more. There must be something else, not just killing. What else is there? What do you want? Dalek: I want... freedom.
The Doctor: (aiming an alien weapon at the Dalek) Rose, get out of the way now! Rose Tyler: No. I won't let you do this. The Doctor: That thing's killed hundreds of people! Rose Tyler: It's not the one pointing the gun at me. The Doctor: I've got to do this. I've got to end it. The Daleks destroyed my home, my people. I've got nothing left. Rose Tyler: But look at it. (the Dalek's casing is open, and the creature inside appears to be resting in a ray of sunlight.) The Doctor: What's it doing? Rose Tyler: It's the sunlight. That's all it wants. It couldn't kill Van Statten. It couldn't kill me. It's changing. What about you, Doctor? What are you changing into? The Doctor: (visibly stunned, he lowers the weapon) I couldn't... I wasn't... Oh, Rose, they're all dead. Dalek: Why do we survive? The Doctor: I don't know. Dalek: I am the last of the Daleks. The Doctor: You're not even that. Rose did more than regenerate you. You absorbed her DNA. You're mutating. Dalek: Into what? The Doctor: Something new... I'm sorry. Rose Tyler: But isn't that better? The Doctor: Not for a Dalek. Dalek: I can feel so many ideas, so much darkness... Rose, give me orders. Order me to die. Rose Tyler: I can't do that. Dalek: This is not life. This is sickness. I shall not be like you. Order my destruction. Obey. Obey! Obey! Rose Tyler: (reluctantly) Do it. Dalek: Are you frightened, Rose Tyler? Rose Tyler: Yeah. Dalek: So am I. Exterminate. (the casing closes, the Dalek hovers into the air, activates a force field, and self-destructs within it as the Doctor and Rose watch)
The Anne Droid: Rose, you leave this life with nothing.
Rose Tyler: Well, you're not a Jagrafess. You're human. The Editor: Yes, but being human doesn't pay very well.
Emperor Dalek: This is perfection. I have created heaven on Earth.
Emperor Dalek: If I am God, the creator of all things, then what does that make you, Doctor?
Captain Jack Harkness: Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? Zu-Zana, Trine-e: Absolutely. Captain Jack Harkness: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.
The Doctor: Stop flirting. Captain Jack Harkness: I only said hello. The Doctor: For you that's flirting.
Emperor Dalek: We waited here in the dark space; quietly infiltrating the systems of Earth. Harvesting the waste of humanity. The prisoners, the refugees, the dispossessed, they all came to us. They were pulped, sifted, purged. The seal of the human race is perverted, only one cell in a billion was fit to be nurtured. The Doctor: So you made an army of Daleks out of the dead. Rose Tyler: That makes them, half human. Emperor Dalek: (shouts) Those words are blasphemy! Dalek: Do not blaspheme! Do not blaspheme! Do not Blaspheme! Emperor Dalek: Everything human has been purged. I have cultivated pure and blessed Dalek. The Doctor: Since when did the Daleks have a concept of blasphemy?
The Doctor: Rose Tyler, I was gonna take you to so many places. Barcelona. Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'll love it, fantastic place, they've got dogs with no noses! (laughs) Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke, and it's still funny! Rose Tyler: Then, why can't we go? The Doctor: Maybe you will, and maybe I will, but not like this. Rose Tyler: (standing up) You're not making sense. The Doctor: I might never make sense again! I might have two heads! Or no head! Imagine me with no head - and don't say that's an improvement. (Rose smiles) The Doctor: But it's a bit dodgy, this process. (her smile fades) The Doctor: You never know what you're gonna end up with (a flash of light and the Doctor doubles over in pain) Rose Tyler: Doctor! The Doctor: Stay away! Rose Tyler: Doctor, tell me what's going on. The Doctor: I absorbed all the energy of the time vortex and no-one's meant to do that... every cell in my body's dying. Rose Tyler: Can't you do something? The Doctor: Yeah, I'm doing it now... Time Lords have this little trick, it's sort of a way of cheating death, except, it means I'm gonna change. And I'm not gonna see you again, not like this, not with this daft old face. And before I go - Rose Tyler: Don't say that! The Doctor: Rose, before I go I just wanna tell you - you were fantastic... absolutely fantastic... and d'you know what? (Rose shakes her head) The Doctor: So was I. (they both smile at each other for the last time before he is engulfed in light)
The Doctor: What have you done? Rose Tyler: I looked into the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked into me. The Doctor: You looked into the time vortex, Rose, nobody is supposed to see that! Emperor Dalek: This is the abomination! Dalek: Exterminate! (Dalek shoots at her with its laser, but Rose lifts up her hand and stops it, reversing it back into the Dalek, the Doctor looks on in surprise) Rose Tyler: I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words... (Rose lifts her hand and takes the words from the Bad Wolf Corporation sign) Rose Tyler: ... I scatter them, in time and space. (the words float off away from them) Rose Tyler: A message, to lead myself here. The Doctor: Rose, you've got to stop this, you've got to stop this now! You've the entire vortex running through you're head, you're gonna burn! Rose Tyler: I want you safe, my Doctor. Protected from the false God. Emperor Dalek: You cannot hurt me, I am immortal. Rose Tyler: You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every single atom of your existence, and I divide them. (Rose lifts her hand again, the Dalek that tried to shoot her disappears in an explosion of golden dust) Rose Tyler: Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies.
Emperor Dalek: I am the God of all Daleks!
Emperor Dalek: You destroyed us, Doctor. The Dalek race died in your inferno, but my ship survived. Falling through time, crippled but alive! The Doctor: I get it - Daleks: Do not interrupt! Do not interrupt! Do not interrupt! The Doctor: I think you're forgetting something. I'm the Doctor, and if there's one thing I can do it's talk. I've got five billion languages and you haven't got one way of stopping me, so if anybody's going to shut up, (turns to Daleks) it's *you*! (Daleks reverse away from The Doctor)
Emperor Dalek: Purify the Earth with fire. The planet will become my temple and we shall rise. This will be our paradise!
Dalek #1: You know The Doctor. You understand him. You will predict his actions. Rose: I don't know! And even if I did I wouldn't tell ya. Dalek #1: Predict! Predict! (shouts) Predict! Dalek #2: TARDIS detected, in-flight. Dalek #1: Launch missiles. Exterminate! Rose: You can't! The TARDIS hasn't got any defences, you're gonna kill him! Dalek #1: You have predicted correctly!
Rose Tyler: The time war ends. Emperor Dalek: I will not die! I cannot diieee! (we see Rose's eyes light up, and the Dalek Emperor and his entire fleet disappear in an explosion of golden dust) The Doctor: Rose, you've done it, now stop. (Rose stares straight ahead) The Doctor: Just let go. Rose Tyler: How can I let go of this? I bring life. (we see Jack start breathing again and open his eyes) The Doctor: But this is wrong! You can't control life and death! Rose Tyler: But I can. The sun and the moon, the day and night... but why do they hurt? (she is crying) The Doctor: The power's gonna kill you and it's my fault! Rose Tyler: I can see everything... all that is... all that was... all that ever could be. The Doctor: (stands up) But that's what *I* see. All the time. And doesn't it drive you mad? Rose Tyler: (Rose nods, barely able to speak) My head... The Doctor: Come here. Rose Tyler: ... is killing me. The Doctor: I think you need a Doctor. (He leans down and kisses her, and the golden light transfers from her to him through their lips)
(after its eye has been shot) Dalek: My vision is impaired! I cannot see!
Emperor Dalek: I reached into the dirt and created new life. I am the God of all Daleks! Daleks: Worship him! Worship him! Worship him!
Captain Jack Harkness: Doctor, you've got 20 seconds maximum! (shoots Daleks with machine gun, but they just keep coming. Machine gun runs out. Gets out his smaller gun, starts shooting, that runs out too. Drops his weapons and steps up to the Daleks as they halt) Dalek: Exterminate! Captain Jack Harkness: I kinda figured that. (they shoot him with their laser; he dies and falls to the floor)
The Doctor: It's ready! (looks up as loads of Daleks enter the room and surround him) The Doctor: You really wanna think about this, cos if I activate the signal, every living creature dies. Emperor Dalek: I am immortal. The Doctor: D'you really wanna put that to the test? Emperor Dalek: I want to see you become like me. Hail, the Doctor, the great exterminator! The Doctor: (hands on the lever) I'll do it! Emperor Dalek: Then prove yourself, Doctor. What are you, coward or killer? The Doctor: (Doctor makes to push the lever down, pauses, and steps away) Coward, any day. Emperor Dalek: Mankind will be harvested because of you're weaknesses! The Doctor: And what about me? Am I becoming one of your angels? Emperor Dalek: You are the heathen. You will be exterminated! The Doctor: Maybe it's time.
Captain Jack Harkness: Who the hell are you? Mickey Smith: What do you mean who the hell am I? Who the hell are you?
Dalek: And the coward survived. The Doctor: Oh, and I caught your little signal, help me, poor little thing. But there's no-one else coming cause there's no-one else left. Dalek: I am alone in the universe. The Doctor: Yep. Dalek: So are you. We are the same. The Doctor: We're not the same! I'm not the... No, wait, maybe we are... Yeah, right, okay. You've got a point 'cause I know what to do. I know what should happen. I know what you deserve. Exterminate! (he flips a switch which begins to electrocute the Dalek)
The Doctor: They're insane. Hiding in silence for hundreds of years, that's enough to drive anyone mad. But it's worse then that, driven mad by your own flesh. The stink of humanity. You hate your own existence. (to the Emperor) We're going! Emperor Dalek: You may not leave my presence! Daleks: Stay where you are! Exterminate! Exterminate! Worship him! You will be exterminated!
(repeated line) The Anne Droid: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Dalek: Identify yourself! The Anne Droid: You are the weakest link, (disintegrates three Daleks) Goodbye. Captain Jack: Yes! The Anne Droid: You are the weakest link. (Dalek shoots Anne Droid) The Anne Droid: (muffled) Goodbye.
De Maggio: Adam, get her out of here. Rose Tyler: Come with us, you can't stop it. De Maggio: Someone's got to try. Now get out, don't look back just run!
The Doctor: The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of - mind you, have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear? Lynda: Oh, Bear With Me? I love that one! The Doctor: And me. The celebrity edition, where - The Doctor, Lynda: The bear got in the bath! The Doctor: But it's all gone wrong! I mean, history's gone wrong. Again!
Dalek: Proceed to next level. Lynda: They're flying up the ventilation shaft. No, wait a minute. Oh, my God, why are they doing that? They're going down. (cut to Floor zero. The Daleks suddenly burst in and begin to corner the hundred people stranded there) Daleks: Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Roderick: (shocked) It can't! You don't exist! That's not fair! I don't want to die! I should be rich! Not dying! You can't do this to me! Daleks: (shouts) Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! (cut back to Lynda as she hears the massacre. Horrified, she turns the radio off) Lynda: Floor zero. They killed them all.
Dalek: It is the Doctor. He has located us. Open communications channel! Dalek: The female will stand! Stand! (the screen comes up) Emperor Dalek: I will talk to the Doctor. The Doctor: Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello! Emperor Dalek: The Dalek stratagem nears completion. The fleet is almost ready. You will not intervene. The Doctor: Oh, really? Why's that then? Emperor Dalek: We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated. The Doctor: No. (everyone looks at The Doctor, stunned) Emperor Dalek: Explain yourself. The Doctor: I said no. Emperor Dalek: What is the meaning of this negative? The Doctor: It means no! Emperor Dalek: But she will be destroyed! The Doctor: No*! 'Cause this is what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna rescue her! I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth, and *then* - just to finish you off - I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! Emperor Dalek: But you have no weapons, no defences, no *plan*! The Doctor: Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death? (to Rose) Rose? Rose: Yes, Doctor? The Doctor: I'm coming to get you.
Dalek: The Doctor is initiating hostile action. Dalek: The stratagem must advance. Begin the invasion of Earth. Dalek: The Doctor will be exterminated. (the camera cuts back to reveal thousands of Daleks) Daleks: Exterminate. Exterminate! (shouts) Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
The Doctor: So, tell me, how did you survive the Time War? Emperor Dalek: They survived through me. (a light comes on revealing a giant Dalek casing guarded by black domed Daleks) The Doctor: Rose, Captain; this is the Emperor of the Daleks.
Emperor Dalek: You destroyed us, Doctor. The Dalek race died in your inferno, but my ship survived. Falling through time; crippled, but alive.
Rose Tyler: What did you say your name was? The Doctor: I told you; The Doctor. Rose Tyler: Yeah, but, Doctor what? The Doctor: Just The Doctor. Rose Tyler: The doctor? The Doctor: Hello! Rose Tyler: Is that meant to be impressive? The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.
The Doctor: (leafing through a teen magazine) That won't last. He's gay and she's an alien.
Rose Tyler: Really, though, Doctor, tell me - who are you? The Doctor: D'you know like we were saying, about the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standing still? I can feel it. The turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, and I can *feel* it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.
Pete Tyler: Who am I, Rose? Rose Tyler: You're my Daddy.
Daleks: (to the Doctor) You would make a good Dalek.
The Editor: Actually, if it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign, bye!
The Doctor: The past is another country... 1987's just the Isle of Wight.
The Doctor: I did it again. I picked another stupid ape.
The Doctor: Between you and me, I haven't got a plan. No ideas. Rose Tyler: You'll think of something.
Rose Tyler: Can't I do anything right? The Doctor: Since you asked, no. (Loudly) So don't touch the baby!
Rose Tyler: Go on then, kill me. (pauses) Why are you doing this? Dalek: I am armed! I will kill! It is my purpose! Rose Tyler: They're all dead because of you! Dalek: They are dead because of us!
Empty Child: (to the Doctor) Mummy? Are you my mummy?
The Editor: It may interest you to know that this isn't actually the Forth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. It's a place where humans happen to live... Sorry... Are allowed to live by kind permission of my cilent.
The Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers... or is that just me?
Rose Tyler: So everyone's basically a slave. The Editor: Well, now you raise an interesting point. Is a slave a slave if they don't know they've been enslaved? The Doctor: Yes. The Editor: Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate; is that all I'm gonna get? (imitates the doctor) Yes. The Doctor: Yes. The Editor: You're no fun.
The Editor: But the chips allow me to see inside their heads find the smallest doubt and crush it!
Clive Finch: The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes he's there and he has only one constant companion. Rose Tyler: Who? Clive Finch: Death.
Captain Jack Harkness: What's a Defabricator? (his clothes get disintegrated.) Captain Jack Harkness: Okay, defabricator, does exactly what it says on the tin.
The Doctor: (talking about firing a missile at 10 Downing street) That's the thing. If I don't dare, everyone dies. Rose Tyler: Do it. The Doctor: You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me? Rose Tyler: Yeah. Jackie Tyler: Please, Doctor, please, she's my daughter, she's just a kid. The Doctor: Do you think I don't know that? 'Cause this is my life, Jackie - it's not fun, it's not smart, it's just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will. Rose Tyler: Then what are you waiting for? The Doctor: I could save the world but lose you.
Jackie Tyler: I'm in my dressing gown. The Doctor: Yes, you are. Jackie Tyler: There's a strange man in my bedroom. The Doctor: Yes, there is. Jackie Tyler: Well, anything could happen. The Doctor: (shakes his head and smiles) No.
Rose Tyler: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose Tyler: What?
The Doctor: (to the baby Rose in 1987) Good girl. Yes, you are. You're not gonna bring about the end of the world now are you?
Captain Jack Harkness: (after learning the Doctor destroyed a weapons factory and built a banana grove in its place) There's seriously a banana grove there? Why bananas? The Doctor: I like bananas. Bananas are good.
The Doctor: (cornered by the Empty Children with Rose and Capatain Jack) Go to your room. Captain Jack Harkness: (to Rose) What's he doing? The Doctor: Go to your room! I'm very cross with you! Go... to... your... *room*! (the Empty Children lower their heads and leave) I'm glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.
Captain Jack Harkness: Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple and full sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got? The Doctor: I've got a sonic, er, never mind. Captain Jack Harkness: What? The Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that. Captain Jack Harkness: Disruptor? Cannon? What? The Doctor: It's sonic, totally sonic, I am soniced up! Captain Jack Harkness: A sonic what? The Doctor: Screwdriver! Captain Jack Harkness: *Who* has a sonic screwdriver? The Doctor: I do! Captain Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "Oooh, this could be a little more sonic."? The Doctor: What? ou never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
The Doctor: Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
Dalek: I feel your fear Rose Tyler: What do you expect! Dalek: Daleks do not fear, must not fear! (shoots the wall next to Rose) You gave me life, what else have you given me? I am contaminated!
(the Doctor and Rose come across the head of a Cyberman in Van Statten's museum) The Doctor: Oh, look at you! Rose Tyler: What is it? The Doctor: An old friend of mine, well... enemy. The stuff of nightmares, reduced to an exhibit. I'm getting old.
(the escaped Dalek threatens Simmons with its manipulator arm, which resembles a sink plunger) Simmons: Whatya gonna do, sucker me to death? (the dalek proceeds to crush Simmons' skull with its manipulator arm)
(the Doctor is being introduced to an unknown alien that Van Statten has christened "The Metaltron" which he keeps in a darkened cell) The Doctor: Look, I'm sorry about this, Mr Van Statten might think he's clever but never mind him. I'm here to help, I'm called The Doctor Metaltron: Doctor? The Doctor: (shocked) Impossible! Metaltron: The doctor? (the lights come up, revealing the alien to be a Dalek) Dalek: Exterminate! Exterminate! The Doctor: Let me out! Dalek: EXTERMINATE! Diana Goddard: Sit, it's gonna kill him! Henry Van Statten: It's talking! Dalek: You are an enemy of the Daleks, you must be destroyed!
Dalek: Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! You are an enemy of the daleks! You must be destroyed! (it points the gun. Nothing happens) The Doctor: It's not working! (laughs) Fantastic. Fantastic! Look at you. Pose. The great space dust bin!
Dalek: (scared) Keep back! The Doctor: What for? What're you going to do to me? Because if you can't kill, then what are you good for dalek? What's the point of you? What are you doing here? Dalek: I'm waiting for orders. The Doctor: What do you mean by that? Dalek: I am a solider, I was programmed to receive orders. The Doctor: Well they're never gonna come! Your race is dead. Ten million ships on fire, the entire Dalek race, wiped out in an instant. Dalek: You lie! The Doctor: I watched it happen, I MADE it happen! Dalek: You destroyed us? The Doctor: I had no other choice. Dalek: And what of the time lords? The Doctor: Dead. They burnt with you. The end of the last great Time War. Everyone lost.
The Doctor: All right then. If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself. Dalek: The Daleks must survive! The Doctor: The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct? Rid the universe of your filth. Why don't you just *die*?
The Doctor: (being approached by mutated hospital patients) GO TO YOUR ROOM! (they stop, turn, and move away) The Doctor: I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.
Captain Jack Harkness: Okay! This can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a circle-and-hold sonic disruptor. Doc, what've you got? The Doctor: I've got a sonic (fishes around in pockets, gets out his Sonic Screwdriver) ... uh... oh, never mind. Captain Jack Harkness: What? The Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that. Captain Jack Harkness: Disruptor, cannon, what? The Doctor: It's sonic! Totally sonic! I'm soniced up! Captain Jack Harkness: (shouting) A SONIC WHAT? The Doctor: Screwdriver! (monsters break through the walls)
Rose Tyler: Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance? The Doctor: Well, I've got the moves, but I don't want to boast.
The Doctor: Don't drop that banana! Captain Jack Harkness: Why not? The Doctor: Good source of potassium!
The Doctor: There isn't a little boy alive who wouldn't tear the world apart to save his mummy.
The Doctor: Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once, everybody lives!
Mrs Harcourt: My leg's grown back! When I come to the hospital, I had one leg... Doctor Constantine: Well, there is a war on... is it possible you miscounted?
The Doctor: We're not done yet! Assets, assets! Captain Jack Harkness: Well, I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.
The Doctor: Who am I to argue with history? Rose Tyler: Usually the first in line.
Rose Tyler: You pulled his arm off! The Doctor: Yep! Plastic Rose Tyler: Very clever, nice trick. Who were they then, students? Is this a student thing or what? The Doctor: Why would they be students? Rose Tyler: I dunno. The Doctor: Well you said it, why students? Rose Tyler: Cos... to get that many people dressed up and being silly... they gotta be students. The Doctor: That makes sense. Well done! Rose Tyler: Thanks. The Doctor: They're not students.
The Doctor: It would be a great big problem, if I didn't have this. So I'm going to go upstairs and blow it up, and I might well die in the process, but don't worry about me, no. You go on home, go on and your lovely beans on toast.
Jackie Tyler: Arianna got two thousand quid off the council just 'cause the old man behind the desk said she looked Greek. I know she is Greek but that's besides the point - it was still a valid claim.
The Doctor: What you doing 'ere? Rose Tyler: I live here! The Doctor: Well, what you go and do a thing like that for?
The Doctor: Must've got the wrong signal... you're not plastic are you? (taps Rose on the forehead) No. Bonehead. Bye then!
Rose Tyler: Hold on a minute! You can't just go swanning off! The Doctor: Yes I can. Look. Here I am. This is me swanning off. Seeya!
Rose Tyler: So what you're saying is the entire world revolves around you? The Doctor: Sort of, yeah. Rose Tyler: You're full of it! The Doctor: Sort of, yeah!
The Doctor: Well you lot, all you do is eat chips, go to bed and watch telly, while all the time underneath you there's a war going on!
The Doctor: The assembled hoards of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me they've tried! Now shut up a minute!
Rose Tyler: But if we're somewhere else what about that headless thing? Is it still on the loose? The Doctor: It melted with the head. Are you gonna witter on all night?
Rose Tyler: If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North? The Doctor: Lots of planets have a north!
Rose Tyler: What's a Police Public Call Box? The Doctor: Its a telephone box from the 1950s. It's a disguise.
The Doctor: Think of it. Plastic - all over the world - every artificial thing, waiting to come alive. Shop window dummies, phones, the wires, cables... Rose Tyler: The breast implants...
Rose Tyler: I've got no A-Levels, no job, no future... but I tell ya what I have got - Jericho Street Junior School - Under Sevens Gymnastic Team - I got the Bronze!
Computer: Guests are reminded that Platform One forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion.
Rose Tyler: Is that why we're here? Is that what you do? Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth? The Doctor: I'm not saving it. Times up.
The Steward: Who the hell are you? The Doctor: Oh, that's nice. Thanks!
The Doctor: (shows Rose a blank piece of paper in his wallet) The paper's slightly psychic, shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time.
The Moxx Of Balhoon: My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. I bring you the gift of bodily salivas.
Rose Tyler: I just sort of hitched a lift with this... man. Didn't even think about it... don't even know who he is... he's a complete stranger...
Rose Tyler: (talking to the cutting of Jabe's grandfather) Hello. My name's Rose... that's a sort of plant. We might be related. I'm talking to a twig.
Rose Tyler: They're just so alien. The aliens are so alien. You look at 'em, and they're alien. The Doctor: Good thing I didn't take you to the deep south!
Rose Tyler: They all speak English. The Doctor: No you just hear English. Its the gift of the TARDIS - the telepathic field gets inside your brain - translates. Rose Tyler: Its inside my brain? The Doctor: Well, in a good way!
Rose Tyler: Who are you then, Doctor? What you called? What sort of alien are you? The Doctor: I'm just The Doctor. Rose Tyler: From what planet? The Doctor: Well its not as if you know where it is! Rose Tyler: Where are you from? The Doctor: What does it matter? Rose Tyler: Tell me who you are! The Doctor: This is who I am! Right here - right now! All right? All that counts is here and now - and this is me!
The Doctor: Tell ya what... with a little bit of jiggery pokery... Rose Tyler: Is that a technical term? The Doctor: Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you? Rose Tyler: Nah, failed hullabaloo.
Rose Tyler: That was five billion years ago. So... my mum's dead. Five billion years later, and my mum's dead. The Doctor: Bundle of laughs, you are.
The Steward: Well, what was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end!
The Doctor: Oh she's not my wife. Jabe: Partner? The Doctor: No. Jabe: Concubine? The Doctor: Nope. Jabe: Prostitute? Rose Tyler: Whatever I am, it must be invisible - do you mind? Tell you what - you two go and pollenate - I'm gonna catch up with the family... (points at Cassandra) Quick word with Michael Jackson. The Doctor: Don't start a fight. Rose Tyler: And I want you home by midnight!
Jabe: This facility is purely automatic. It's the height of the upper class. Nothing can go wrong. The Doctor: Unsinkable? Jabe: If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate. The Doctor: You're telling me. I was on another ship once. They said that was unsinkable. I ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold.
The Doctor: I've come to help, I'm the doctor. (pause) Dalek: Doctor? The Doctor: (shocked) Impossible! Dalek: THE Doctor?
Rose Tyler: Stairs! It has no legs so it can't get up them! Let's go! (they climb up the stairs) Adam Mitchell: The big evil alien killing machine, foiled by a flight of stairs! Dalek: Elevate! (the dalek begins to fly up the stairs)
Daleks: (to The Doctor) You would make a good Dalek.
(about to die) Slytheen: Oh boll...
Dalek: The daleks survive through me!
Daleks: Are you frightened Rose Tyler? Rose Tyler: Yes. Daleks: So am I.
(a Dalek is loose in an underground base) Henry Van Statten: I thought you were the great expert, Doctor, if you're so impressive, why not just reason with this Dalek? It must be willing to negotiate, there must be something that it needs, everything needs something. The Doctor: What's the nearest town? Henry Van Statten: Salt Lake City. The Doctor: Population? Henry Van Statten: One million. The Doctor: All dead. If the Dalek gets out it'll murder every living creature that's all it needs. Henry Van Statten: But why would it do that!? The Doctor: Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial clensing, and you van Statten, You've let it loose!
The Doctor: (rummaging through some alien weapons) Broken... broken... hair dryer...
The Editor: Your supreme ruler - the Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. I call him Max.
Harriet Jones: Voicemail dooms us all.
The Doctor: So what you're saying is, if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out? Jabe: I'm afraid not. The Doctor: Fantastic!
Cassandra: Moisturize me! Moisturize me!
Cassandra: But behold, I bring gifts from Earth itself! The last remaining ostrich egg. Legend says it had a wingspan of fifty feet and blew fire from its nostrils. Or was that my third husband?
Cassandra: (about a vintage Wurlitzer jukebox) And here, another rarity - according to the archives, this was called an iPod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers - play on! (jukebox plays Soft Cell's "Tainted Love")
Rose Tyler: How many operations have you had? Cassandra: 708. Next week its 709 - I'm having my blood bleached. Is that why wanted a word? You could be flatter - you've got a little bit of a... chin... poking out. Rose Tyler: I'd rather die. Cassandra: Honestly it doesn't hurt! Rose Tyler: I mean it - I would rather die. It's better to die than live like you - a bitchy trampoline.
The Doctor: Fair do's though, that's a great bit of air conditioning - nice and old fashioned... bet they call it "retro".
Cassandra: The planet's end! Come gather, come gather! Bid farewell to the cradle of civilization! Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad... (jukebox selects "Toxic" by Britney Spears)
The Doctor: Anyone in there? Rose Tyler: Let me out! The Doctor: Oh well, it would be you!
The Doctor: The whole thing's jammed - stay there! Rose Tyler: Where am I gonna go - Ipswich?
The Doctor: (talking to metallic spider) Go on, Jimbo! Go home!
Cassandra: I bet you were the school swot who never got kissed.
The Doctor: What are you gonna do - moisturize me?
The Doctor: Jabe, come on. You lot - just chill.
Rose Tyler: The end of the earth. Its gone... we were too busy saving ourselves, noone saw it go. All those years, all that history and no one was even looking... The Doctor: Come with me...
The Doctor: You've seen how dangerous it is - do you wanna go home? Rose Tyler: I dunno... I want... Oh, can you smell chips? The Doctor: Yeah! (laughs) Yeah! Rose Tyler: I want chips. The Doctor: Me too! Rose Tyler: Right then, before you get me back in that box - chips it is - and you can pay. Rose Tyler: No money. Rose Tyler: What sort of date are you? Come on then, tight wad, chips are on me... we've only got five billion years till the shops close!
The Doctor: I'm gonna rescue her. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet. Then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every single stinking Dalek out of the sky!
Captain Jack Harkness: That's impossible. I know those ships, they were destroyed. The Doctor: Obviously they survived. Lynda: Who did? Who are they? The Doctor: Two hundred ships. More than two hundred aboard each. That's about half a million of them. Male Programmer: Half a million what? The Doctor: Daleks. (cut to the interior of the ship) Dalek: Alert! Alert! We are detected!
(the Controller is teleported onto the Dalek ship) The Controller: Oh, my masters. You can kill me for I have brought your destruction! (she is exterminated)
Zu-Zana: Now it's time for the face off. Captain Jack Harkness: Oh? Where I compete with another contestant? Trine-e: No, just like we said. Face, off.
(the Doctor is in the Diary Room) The Davina Droid: You are live on channel 44,000. Please do not swear. The Doctor: You have *got* to be kidding.
The Doctor: (the Tenth Doctor's first lines) Hello. (pause) New teeth... that's weird. Now, where was I? Oh, that's right... Barcelona!
The Doctor: Excuse me, would you mind not farting while I'm trying to save the world?
The Doctor: Well, Now, Yes, you see the thing is if I were you if I was going to execute someone by backing them against the wall between you and me little word of advice: don't stand them against a lift.
The Doctor: (talking about firing a missile at 10 Downing street) That's the thing if I don't dare everyone dies. Rose Tyler: Do it The Doctor: You don't even know what it is you'd just let me Rose Tyler: Yeah Jackie Tyler: Please Doctor please she's my daughter she's just a kid The Doctor: Do you think I don't know that cause this is my life Jackie it's not fun it's not smart it's just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will. Rose Tyler: Then what are you waiting for? The Doctor: I could save the world but lose you
The Doctor: Got enough stuff? Rose Tyler: The first time I stepped in there it was spur of the moment. Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me. (Rose laughs)
(regarding a couple in a gossip magazine) The Doctor: Well, that'll never work - he's gay and she's an alien.
(inviting Rose onto the TARDIS) The Doctor: This isn't just a London Hopper, you know. It can go anywhere in the universe, free of charge. Mickey Smith: Don't! He's an alien! He's a thing! The Doctor: He's not invited.
Rose Tyler: (referring to the TARDIS) The inside's bigger than the outside? The Doctor: Yes. Rose Tyler: It's alien? The Doctor: Yeah. Rose Tyler: Are you alien? The Doctor: Yes. (pause) Is that all right? Rose Tyler: (shocked) Yeah. The Doctor: That's OK. Culture shock. It happens to the best of us.
Rose Tyler: You're all the same. Give a man a plastic hand...
Rose Tyler: You've got to tell me what's going on! The Doctor: No, I don't.
The Doctor: They want to overthrow the Earth and destroy you. Do you believe me? Rose Tyler: No. The Doctor: But you're still listening.
Rose Tyler: What have I done wrong? How come those plastic things keep coming after me? The Doctor: Oh, suddenly the world revolves around you! You were just an accident. You got in the way, that's all. Rose Tyler: It tried to kill me! The Doctor: It was after me, not you. Last night in the shop, I was there, you blundered in, almost ruined the whole thing. This morning I was tracking it down, it was tracking me down. The only reason it fixed on you was because you met me. Rose Tyler: So what you're saying is that the whole world revolves around you? The Doctor: Sort of, yeah. Rose Tyler: You're full of it. The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.
Rose Tyler: Did they kill him - Mickey - did they kill Mickey? Is he dead? The Doctor: Oh, I didn't think of that. Rose Tyler: He's my boyfriend! You pulled off his head, they copied him, and you didn't even think? And now you're just going to let him *melt*?
Rose Tyler: (referring to Cassandra, the last "pure" human) I'm going to go and talk to Michael Jackson over there.
(repeated line) The Doctor: Fantastic!
The Doctor: 10,000 years in the future. Step outside and it's the year 12005, the New Roman Empire. Rose Tyler: You think you're so impressive. The Doctor: I *am* so impressive!
Computer Voice: Shuttles five and six now docking. Guests are reminded that platform one forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion. Earth death is scheduled for 15: 39, followed by drinks in the Manchester suite.
Rose Tyler: But hold on - they did this once on Newsround Extra - the sun expanding. That takes hundreds of years. The Doctor: Millions! But the planet's now the property of the National Trust. They've been keeping it preserved. See down there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun. Rose Tyler: The planet looks the same as ever! I thought the continents shifted and things. The Doctor: They did, and the Trust shifted them back. That's a classic Earth. But now the money's run out, nature takes over.
The Doctor: So tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this?
The Doctor: You think it'll last forever, the people and cars and concrete. But it won't. One day it's all gone, even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned like the Earth. It's rocks and dust before its time. Rose Tyler: What happened? The Doctor: There was a war, and we lost. Rose Tyler: A war with who? (the Doctor doesn't answer) What about your people? The Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of them. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own because there's no-one else. Rose Tyler: There's me.
Dalek: But you have no weapons, no defenses, no plan! The Doctor: Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death?
The Doctor: (identifying Jack's weapon) Sonic Blaster. Fifty-first century. Weapons factory at Villengard, yes? Captain Jack Harkness: You've been to the factories? The Doctor: Once. Captain Jack Harkness: Well, they're gone now. The main reactor went critical, destroyed the whole lot. The Doctor: Like I said. Once.
Rose Tyler: It's not very Spock, is it? Just asking. The Doctor: (listening to a door) Voices, music, people. What d'you think? Rose Tyler: I think you should do a scan for alien tech. Give me some Spock! Just once, would it kill you?
(when asked by Rose to dance) The Doctor: Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete...
The Doctor: (on Jack) If ever he was a captain, he's been defrocked. Rose Tyler: Yeah? Shame I missed that. Captain Jack Harkness: Actually, I quit. No-one takes my frock.
Rose Tyler: (on Jack) Okay, so, he's disappeared. Why is it always the great-looking ones who do that? The Doctor: I'm making an effort not to be insulted. Rose Tyler: I mean... men. The Doctor: Ah. Thanks. That really helped.
Henry Van Statten: (Van Statten is held at gunpoint by the Dalek he has torutured) I only wanted you to talk! Dalek: Then hear me talk now. Exterminate! Exterminate! *Exterminate*!
Daleks: (the Doctor steps out of the Tardis and bumps into a few Daleks) Exterminate! Exterminate! The Doctor: (the Daleks fire wildly at The Doctor but nothing happens) Is that it? Useless. Nul points. (beckons to Jack and Rose) The Doctor: It's all right. Come on out. That force field can hold back anything. Captain Jack Harkness: Almost anything. The Doctor: Yes, but I wasn't gonna tell them that, thanks. Captain Jack Harkness: Sorry.
The Doctor: I should have known. It's not about showing you the universe. It never is. It's about the universe doing something for you.
The Doctor: You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. Like maybe you survive.
Nancy: Yes, I am your mummy. I will always be your mummy.
Captain Jack: (about The TARDIS) Much bigger on the inside. The Doctor: You'd better be. Rose: I think what the Doctor's trying to say is - you make our team!
The Doctor: (to Captain Jack) Close the door, will you? Your ship's about to blow up - there's gonna be a draught.
Cathy Salt: (talking about mysterious deaths connected to the "Blaidd Drwg" project) And then just recently Mr Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor? Margaret Blaine: Slipped on an icy patch. Cathy Salt: He was decapitated! Margaret Blaine: It was a *very* icy patch.
(the Doctor is killing the last Dalek) Dalek: Have pity! The Doctor: Why should I? You never did.
The Doctor: What about me? I saw the Fall of Troy. World War V, and now I'm gonna die in a dungeon. In Cardiff! Rose Tyler: It's not just dying. You'll become one of them. (the Gelth approach the locked gate) We'll go down fighting, yeah? The Doctor: Yeah. (they link hands and smile at each other) The Doctor: I'm so glad I met you.
Margaret Blaine: We're in Cardiff. London doesn't care. The south-west coast could fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice!
The Doctor: How did it get to earth? Does anyone know? Diana Goddard: It fell to earth on the Ascension islands, burned in its crater for three days before anyone could get near it and the whole time it was screaming. Must have gone insane. The Doctor: It must have fallen through time, the only survivor. Diana Goddard: You talked about a war? The Doctor: The Time War, the final battle between my people and the Dalek race. Henry Van Statten: But you survived too. The Doctor: Not by choice.
The Doctor: If we're gonna find their weakness we need to know where they're from. So judging by their body shape that narrows it down to about 5,000 planets in travelling distance. Now what else do we know? Information! Rose Tyler: They're green. The Doctor: Narrows it down. Rose Tyler: Good sense of smell. The Doctor: Narrows it down. Rose Tyler: They can smell adrenaline. The Doctor: Narrows it down. Rose Tyler: They hunt like it's a ritual. The Doctor: Narrows it down. Rose Tyler: The pig technology. The Doctor: Narrows it down. Rose Tyler: The spaceship in the Thames you said slipstream engine. Harriet Jones: Wait! Did you notice when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's something else. What is it? Rose Tyler: Bad breath! Harriet Jones: That's it. The Doctor: Calcium decay! Nw that Narrows it down. Rose Tyler: We're getting there, Mum! The Doctor: What else... what else... Hyphenated surnames. Of course! That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacoricofallapatorius! Mickey Smith: Oh, great. We could write them a letter.
Margaret Blaine: This... is... persecution. Why can't you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you? The Doctor: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet. Margaret Blaine: Apart from that.
The Doctor: You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? The Oncoming Storm. You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon right down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear. Doesn't it just burn when you face me?
(to Mickey) Jackie Tyler: You saved my life. God, that's embarrassing.
Charles Dickens: What the Shakespeare... ?
The Doctor: There's something out there; sitting right on top of planet Earth; but it's completely invisible. If I just cancel the signal - (stops, as he sees the Dalek fleet of two hundred spaceships appear)
The Doctor: I've made this world!
Charles Dickens: My books. Do they last? The Doctor: Oh, yes. Charles Dickens: How long? The Doctor: Forever.
Lynda: She's been evicted... from life.
The Doctor: (laughing hysterically) We're going to crash-land!
Rose Tyler: (taken from the "Children in Need" special to preview "The Christmas Invasion") Are we going home? The Doctor: Up to you. Back to your Mum, still waiting. Fish 'n' Chips, sausage 'n' mash, beans on toast... No, Christmas, Turkey! Although having met your mother, Nutlove would be more appropriate. (Rose smile's shyly at the new Doctor's quip) Was that a smile? Rose Tyler: No. The Doctor: That was a smile! Rose Tyler: No, it wasn't. The Doctor: (playfully) You smiled! Rose Tyler: No, I didn't. The Doctor: Oh, c'mon, all I did was change... I didn't... (cue the beginning the dramatic side effects of the Doctor's latest regeneration)
Nancy: How did you find me? The Doctor: I used my nose. Nancy: I was miles away. The Doctor: My nose has special powers. Nancy: Really? Is that why it's - The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing.
(the Doctor is feeling his body just after regenerating.) The Doctor: Hair! I'm not bald! Ooh... big hair. Sideburns - I've got sideburns! Ooh, really bad skin. Little bit thinner; that's weird. Give me time, I'll get used to it. I... have got a mole. I can feel it. Between my shoulder blades, there's a mole. And it's all right! Love the mole. Go on, then. Tell me... What do you think?
Lynda: I've got a problem. Dalek: Human female detected. Lynda: They've found me. The Doctor: You'll be all right, Lynda. Their side of the corridor's reinforced against meteors. Lynda: I hope so. You know what they say about Earth workmanship.