Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka
2003 (mini)
The Master: Doctor! You're alive! (Alien hisses) The Master: I mean - how dare you profane a craft of the glorious Shalka Confederacy with your presence?
The Master: Why did I choose continued existence? Listening to him being right all the time when I had the option of a slow, painful death...
The Master: Every day presents a new challenge to one's dignity.
(Surrounded by alien monsters after travelling in the mouth of an alien monster) The Doctor: Hello! This is so unexpected! Is there someone more famous further back in the monster?
Prime: What are you? The Doctor: No, it's HOW are you. And how are you?
The Doctor: I only come to this planet for the wine and the total eclipses, and I do love a nice old fashioned invasion.
The Master: Tell me, my dear. Do you plan to stay long enough to explore? Alison: Stay? The Master: With us. Alison: I don't think I've been invited. The Master: He would never invite you. And neither would I, because I am by no means fond of you. Alison: So why do you call me 'my dear'? The Master: I call everyone that.
Sgt. Greaves: Permission to howl, sir? Maj. Thomas Kennett: Permission denied.
The Doctor: In time I hope you'll allow me my eccentricities, Alison. Sometimes they're all I or the world have got.
The Doctor: Tell me honestly - am I irritating you yet?
The Doctor: I think, therefore, I win.