Disturbing Behavior

1998

Gavin Strick: Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.

Dorian Newberry: Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone.

Rachel Wagner: Sounds razor.

Gavin Strick: Look at him, he's killing his hard-on.

Gavin Strick: Mr Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr Newb?

Rachel Wagner: Who put the acid in my Spam?

Allen Clark: Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.

Lorna Longley: Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad.

(Blood running down her face) Lorna Longley: I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow.

Chug Roman: Will you go out with me? Rachel Wagner: No. Chug Roman: WHY NOT?

Steve Clark: Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at when you talk about your dead grandfather? Nathan Clark: Steve... Steve Clark: 'Cause around here, people go crazy if you talk about a dead brother.

Betty Caldicott: Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.

Rachel: Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads. Steve: A sinister force? Rachel: You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.

Steve Clark: I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.

(U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons) U.V.: Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota? Steve Clark: How the fuck should I know? U.V.: All right. You're still okay.

U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors.

Dorian Newberry: Do good things, lunch boy.

Steve: Be the ball.

U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!

Steve: (shouts) You signed me up for the program?

Steve Clark: Don't do this! Maybe they can be helped! Dorian Newberry: No they can't. And neither can I. (shows the gunshot wound to his stomach)

U.V.: (shoots Gavin to prevent him from shooting Rachel and Steve) Gavin Strick: (falls to the ground, bleeding) Three times? You had to shoot me three times? U.V.: (voice breaking) Sorry, man. Gavin Strick: Wow. I get to say to my twisted family... I guess this diminishes my chances of ever meeting Trent Reznor... (about to die) Wow, I guess I'm finally coming around...

Dorian Newberry: Evening Officer! Officer Cox the BIG Rat: What are you doing? Dorian Newberry: Oh, I'm getting rid of rats!

Gavin Strick: Hello, Lorna. How are you doing today, my dear? Lorna Longley: Drop dead. Gavin Strick: Contact.

Gavin Strick: Rachel, this is Stevie Boy-good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel-Cooks Ridge trash. Rachel Wagner: (disgusted) Bite me.

Dickie Atkinson the Mechanic: (awkwardly) You had friends in Chicago? Steve Clark: Yeah. Lorna Longley: You can have friends here.

Steve Clark: (after seeing Chug in a fight) What was that about? Rachel Wagner: Toxic jock syndrome.

Gavin Strick: (blue ribbons circle around Steve) Ice Ice Baby.

Gavin Strick: The Yogurt Shop, Yogurt Shoppe, what the fuck's a Shoppe?

Gavin Strick: (sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police) Andy Effkin toasts with the most.

Andy Effkin: (snaps Mary Joe's neck) Slut.

Randi Sklar - Blue Ribbon: Why don't you make like a tree and leave? Gavin Strick: Cleaver girl.

Dr Edgar Caldicott: Science is God.

Lorna Longley: Treat yourself.

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