Devil May Cry 3
2005 (VG)
Dante: It's been a year since we last met. Where does the time go? (walks forward, arms open) Dante: No doubt you've got some fun planned for me. Right, Vergil?
Jester: Yoooo-hoooo!
Dante: You want a date? Well forget it. Because I make a note not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!
Dante: (aiming a Gun at Vergil) So... this is what they call a "heart-warming family reunion"? Vergil: ... You got that right. (draws sword)
Dante: (catches Lady who is falling from the tower top. Immediately, Lady aims her guns at Dante) Well, well. Isn't this a surprise? No wonder the sky looks so funny today. Lady: Let me go! Dante: Let you go? But it would be a waste, if you ended up as just a pretty stain. (Lady proceeds to shoot Dante in the head and he drops her. She catches herself on his missile launcher) What the hell was that for!? Here I am trying to save you and you show your thanks by shooting me? (Lady shoots him again) ... Whatever. Do as you please. Lady: (to herself) So he's a demon too. Dante: (walking away and talking to self) I'm beginning to think I have rotten luck with women.
Arkham: Let's welcome Chaos.