Decoys
2004
Luke: I'm going to find out who they really are. Roger: A hot alien with snake tits?
Roger: With you it's all about cameras, conspiracies and alien girls from hooter planet!
Luke: How do you like your alien Luke? Medium Rare.
Detective Watts: Baby got backup!
Luke: Belt of Orion? How about belt of O-Fryin'!
Luke: That's it, ladies, show me your navels!
Luke: Your eyes are so beautiful. Alex: Because they are looking at you.
Roger: (alternative DVD scene) You think Melody knows I'm a virgin? Luke: Why do you care? Roger: I just do. Luke: My grandfather use to say you worry less about what people think of you once you realize how little they do.
Roger: You think Melody knows I'm a virgin? Luke: Actually, yeah.
Roger: (in the dorm laundry room, pulls out two beer cans from his laundry basket) Oh, yeah, a cerveza? Luke: I got to slow down man, OK? Roger: You can slow down when you're dead. (hands Luke a beer) Oh, yeah. (cracks the beer open and takes a swig)
Luke: (Alternative DVD scene) You never stop believing in me. Why? Alex: Soulmates believe.
Luke: You never gave up on me. Alex: Never. Luke: Yeah, never.
Constance: (after being introduced to Luke, pauses briefly from licking on a sucker) Hola... sorry, I have an oral fixation.