Death on the Nile
1978
Miss Bowers: It's more than likely, it has been my experience that men are least attracted to women who treat them well.
Mrs Van Schuyler: Come Bowers, it's time to go, this place is beginning to resemble a mortuary. Miss Bowers: Thank God you'll be in one yourself before too long you bloody old fossil!
Jim Ferguson: You damn froggy eavesdropper. Hercule Poirot: Belgian! Belgian eavesdropper!
Mrs Van Schuyler: "You need a nice cool holiday, I was thinking of a trip along the Gobi Desert!"
Mrs Otterbourne: Frenchmen aren't afraid of good strong sex!
Col Johnny Race: Why doesn't someone murder her! Hercule Poirot: Well maybe the world's lending libraries will band together and hire an assassin!
Jacqueline De Bellefort: Simon was mine and he loved me, then SHE came along and... Jacqueline De Bellefort: ... sometimes, I just want to put this gun right against her head, and ever so gently, pull the trigger. When I hear that sound more and more... Hercule Poirot: I know how you feel. We all feel like that at times. However, I must warn you, mademoiselle: Do not allow evil into your heart, it will make a home there. Jacqueline De Bellefort: If love can't live there, evil will do just as well. Hercule Poirot: How sad, mademoiselle.
Jacqueline De Bellefort: (singing to Simon Doyle) He was a man, but he was doin' her wrong!
Manager Of The Karnak: (Upon discovering cobra) "Oh! Never have I seen such a reptile in a first class cabin!
Mrs Van Schuyler: You perfectly foul French upstart! Hercule Poirot: Belgian upstart, please madame.
Mrs Van Schuyler: How would a little trip down the Nile suit you? Miss Bowers: There is nothing I would dislike more. There are two things in the world I can't abide: it's heat and heathens. Mrs Van Schuyler: Good. Then we'll go. Bowers, pack.
Hercule Poirot: (pointing the Manager of the Karnak towards the bathroom) There is a dead Cobra over there. Please do me the kindness of having it removed.
Col Johnny Race: What are you thinking? Hercule Poirot: I was thinking of Molière: 'La grande ambition des femmes est d'inspirer l'amour'. Col Johnny Race: (sighs) I wish you'd speak some *known* language...
Hercule Poirot: Mon Dieu, j'ai faim. Col Johnny Race: (whispers) Poirot! You have a woman? Hercule Poirot: Not femme, faim! I am... peckish.