Deal of a Lifetime
1999
Henry: Look at her, Foster, isn't she amazing? Foster: Yea, I mean if you consider tight sweaters and wet lips amazing... she's pretty amazing.
Jerry: You're like Romeo without Juliet, Cleopatra without... the right shoes.
Tina: He told me to tell you, and I quote, that the flaming fruitcake can just wait until his office freezes over.
Henry: Hi, I'm Henry Spooner, and uh, you've ignored me for about ten years but, um... I'm president of the chess club!
Foster: That's not bad, for a dead guy.
Foster: Is she wearing that little harem thing, 'cause if she is I'm gonna have to think about it.
Jerry: So, ready to join the team? Henry: No thanks, I'm not that athletic.
Henry: Thank you, birds.
Foster: I learned a long time ago that people who peak in high school don't have anywhere to go.
Jerry: Okay, first of all, rule number one? We don't grab Versache, we coach it.
Jerry: Oh, so what's Foster now, Amish? How nice for him. Someday he'll be able to grow a beard and it'll all make sense.