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Deadly Blessing

1981

Isaiah Schmidt: If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. If thine own hand offends thee, then in God's name, cut it off!

Vicky Anderson: (Holding a gun) Oh well, it doesn't take an Einstein to pull the trigger!

(In reference to Martha's land) Vicky Anderson: If I owned a piece of property like this and I kicked the bucket, my parents would start building condos on it on the way home from the funeral!

Martha Schmidt: You want me to run just because you can't find a killer?

Vicky Anderson: What's an incubus? Martha Schmidt: It's some kind of demon that stalks the faithful in their sleep, or just comes and takes you like a beast! Lana Marcus: Oh God!

William Gluntz: INCUBUS! INCUBUS!

Fat Boy: Father Isaiah said this place was with the incubus! If he knew...

Vicky Anderson: So who are these Hittites anyway, Amish, or what? Lana Marcus: No connection. According to Martha, the Hittites make the Amish look like swingers!

John Schmidt: What is a time warp? Vicky Anderson: That's when someone from the twentieth century wakes up, one morning, back in the eighteenth century!

Vicky Anderson: I feel like I've been in a time warp. There's no jets, planes, telephone polls, or power lines. John Schmidt: What's a warp? Vicky Anderson: That's when someone from the twentieth century wakes up one morning back in the eighteenth century.

Martha Schmidt: Touch me there again and I'll scream!

Louisa Stohler: I hope its a girl! Boys ain't nothin but trouble!

Lana Marcus: Hey, hows the champ? Martha Schmidt: I'm fine! Vickys done everything but inject me with chicken soup!

Louisa Stohler: Men around here's hopeless!

Faith Stohler: I'm Faith. F-A-I-T-H, like in believe.

Louisa Stohler: I don't suppose the sheriff's been much good. Lana Marcus: No, as a matter of fact all he does is tell us to get out. Louisa Stohler: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Hittite himself.

Sheriff: I'll be damned if these guys don't eat brimstones for breakfast!

(Trying to elicit the Incubus) Melissa: Thou tell me thy name, the date, and thy hour of coming out! I command thee!

Jim Schmidt: Already we're history!

Martha Schmidt: His people? His people turned their backs on him! YOU ordered it!

(first lines) Narrator: In the rolling hills of a sinful farm community, untouched by time, a gruesome secret has been protected for generations.

(last lines) Narrator: The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder.

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