Day of the Tentacle

(after Bernard pours disappearing ink on Ed's stamp collection) Ed: My stamps! You ruined my stamps! Not to mention five years of therapy!

(after pushing Edna down the stairs) Bernard: You know what they say: "To save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."

(while being held captive and tied upside-down on the Sludge-o-matic) Dr Fred: Get me out of here! I feel like I'm pupating!

Bernard: How's Dr Fred? Nurse Edna Edison: He's doing much better now that he's stopped sleepwalking. Bernard: How did he stop sleepwalking? Nurse Edna Edison: He stopped sleeping.

Laverne: This is all your fault Bernard. Dr Fred: Behold, children! The Chron-O-John! Hoagie: Doc, can't you just send Bernard? Dr Fred: No, you must all go to increase the odds that one of you will make it there alive. Bernard: Has any people even been hurt in this thing? Dr Fred: Of course not! This is the first time, I never tried it on people.

(Bernard has accidentally let Purple Tentacle escape) Dr Fred: Leaping labrats! Bernard: Dr Fred! Dr Fred: What have you done this time, you meddling milquetoast? Now Purple Tentacle is free to use his evil mutant powers to take over the world, and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY! Bernard: Whoops.

Dr Fred: I think I've made myself totally clear, Step one: Find Plans, Step two: Save World, Step three: Get out of my house! Let's get cracking!

Hoagie: We may not live to see yesterday...

Dr Fred: Soon we'll all be speaking... Well, English I guess.

Hoagie: Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.

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