Danny Phantom
2004
Jack Fenton: You must be so exhausted you can't even talk. (gets no answer) So I'll keep talking.
Tucker Foley: (after Danny has phased a car through a building) Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you? Danny Fenton: Well yeah! Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD!
Danny Fenton: (has just parachuted onto his aunt's farm with his dad's gift) Here you go mom. Dad left it at home so uhh... the mosquitoes wouldn't get it! Jack Fenton: That's right! (whispering to Danny) Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this. Danny Fenton: I get an allowance?
Samantha "Sam" Manson: (trying to stop Danny's parents from cheaking on him while he's fighting a ghost upstairs) Danny's upstairs. (crash is heard upstairs) Uh, lifting weights? Maddie Fenton: (after hearing another crash) He doesn't have exercise equipment up there. Danny Fenton: (another crash) My computer! Oh, wait that's Jazz's.
(Danny has just got a 'C' on his test) Danny Fenton: Man, if only I had something I could take this out on! The Box Ghost: (Appears) I am the Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your wonderful squarness will be mine! Danny Fenton: (going ghost) Hello misplaced aggression. Tucker Foley: You've got five minutes. Danny Fenton: Which is four more than I'll need.
(Danny and Tucker are drooling over Paulina) Samantha "Sam" Manson: Paulina? Please, girls like that are a dime a dozen. Danny Fenton: (to Tucker) How much change you got? Samantha "Sam" Manson: Very funny.
(Danny and Tucker are at his house, talking to Sam over the computer) Samantha "Sam" Manson: I'm sure you boys will have a wonderful time. (logs off the computer) Danny Fenton: She really wants to go to the dance. Tucker Foley: She said she didn't want to!
Jazz Fenton: By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret. Danny Fenton: (spits out his water) What secret? Jazz Fenton: The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend. Danny Fenton: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me. Jack Fenton: Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts! Jazz Fenton: You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment.
Tucker Foley: (Danny and Dragon Sam have destroyed the school dance) Man, I can't believe your date ditched you. Danny Fenton: Where is Paulina anyway? Samantha "Sam" Manson: (sees Paulina talking to Dash) Who cares? Look, the DJ is still playing and I think there's still time for one more dance. (smiles at Danny) Danny Fenton: (smiles at Sam) Sure, I'd love to. (hands Tucker the amulet) Hold on to this, will ya? Samantha "Sam" Manson: (dancing with Danny) Promise me you'll keep your pants on? Danny Fenton: I'll do my best. Tucker Foley: Man, I'm dateless again! Man, what does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here? Ghost Girl: I want to go to the ball! Tucker Foley: On second thought, I'm not that desprete. Hey guys, can I cut in?
(Sam is trying to distract Technus) Samantha "Sam" Manson: Hi. I'm Sam. I don't believe I caught your name. I suggest you shout it out loud, along with your motive. Technus: I am technus! Master of all things mechanical! Wizard of integrated soicuittry! And destroyer of woilds!
Vice Principal Lancer: Great Gatsby!
Danny Fenton: (to Sam, who he is in love with due to a love spell) I never realized how pretty you are when you're about to fall off a building!
Danny Fenton: (to Sam, who he is in love with due to a love spell) You're so beautiful when you're wrapped in guilt.
Danny Fenton: (Sam is at his window) This is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm a guy and I can understand every word we're saying.
Dash Baxter: (Sam just kissed Dash) Ew, she tastes like loser! Samantha "Sam" Manson: Ew, he tastes like failure!
(Jack Fenton tries his new Ghost Translator on Danny) Danny Fenton: Um... Um... Boo? Ghost Translator: I am a ghost. Fear me. Danny Fenton: (panics) Uh... I better get to school! Ghost Translator: I better get to school. Fear me.
Ghost Tracker: (Jack Fenton holds his Ghost Tracker near Danny) Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead.
Danny Fenton: (over cell phone) Are you okay? We can stop by later if you want us too. Samantha "Sam" Manson: (home sick in bed) No, that's okay. I'll be fine. Bye. (She hangs up, then glares at the doctor, nurse and ambulance attendent standing at her bedside) You guys, it's just a cold! Ambulance Attendent: (shocking himself with the pads) Clear!
Danny Fenton: (in the ghost prison cafeteria, Danny looks at a table where all the ghosts he sent back into the Ghost Zone are sitting) Great, everyone who hates me is sitting on table, just like in high school.
Danny Fenton: (after a day of strange ghost-related events at school) I can explain. (pause) Actually, I really can't.
Tucker Foley: Wait, you guys kissed? Danny Fenton, Samantha "Sam" Manson: No! It was a fake-out make-out!
Johnny 13: (after Danny punches him during a staged fight to convince Kitty he wants her back) I thought this was a pretend fight. Danny Fenton: Then pretend that didn't hurt.
Tucker Foley: (as Sam's staring daggers at Danny and Paulina, who are now a couple) You okay? Samantha "Sam" Manson: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay? LOOK how HAPPY he is! (punches a hole in a locker)
Danny Fenton: (after being attacked by giant ghost scissors) I know I should be concerned, and I will be... right after the party.
Skulker: (to Danny) I planned on simply capturing you and letting you live the rest of your life in a cage, but now, I will rest your pelt at the foot of my bed. Samantha "Sam" Manson: Okay, that's just gross.
Samantha "Sam" Manson: (while Tucker's using his PDA to goof around with Skulker's technology) Stop fooling around, Tucker! Danny Fenton: Power him down, already! Now! Tucker Foley: Relax. Everything's totally under (Skulker destroys his PDA with an arrow) control... Oh, man! I had four more payments on this one.
Danny Fenton: How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU'RE the weird kid?
Tucker Foley: (notices the haunted TV remote bought at Danny's garage sale is floating) I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that? Samantha "Sam" Manson: No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark.
Samantha "Sam" Manson: (not realizing yet that Danny's under a love spell) Wait, I know that look. That's that same, longing, puppy-dog stare you give Paulina. Danny Fenton: Who's Paulina? Samantha "Sam" Manson: Well, that's a pleasant side effect.
Vlad Masters: (while he's doing it) Oh, *please,* Daniel. Must I *actually* defeat you with one hand behind my back before you realize you're outmatched?
Samantha "Sam" Manson: Sorry about that stupid fight. Can we forget it ever happened? Danny Fenton: (quoting Desiree's catchphrase) So you wish it, so shall it be. (they both blush) Tucker Foley: Hey, I'm right here.
Paulina: Danny, you never said whether or not you were coming to my quincenera on Friday. Danny Fenton: That's because when you invited me, I thought you were joking.
Youngblood: Ha! You said booty!
Danny Fenton: Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party at my own house?
Tucker Foley: Dude, you can't blame yourself for this. It's not your fault. Danny Fenton: Maybe not. But it is my responsibility.
Vlad Masters: Sneak attack. Very good, Daniel. You're getting more like me with every battle. Danny Fenton: I am *nothing* like you! Vlad Masters: You're not? Using your powers to get back at people you don't like? Throwing the first punch? You're more like me than you realize.
Pariah Dark: Having that much power... it's a burden, isn't it, child? Danny Fenton: The power isn't the burden. The burden is in how I use it.
Danny Fenton: (to Tucker and Sam) Did you see the way all those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives! (pause) He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
Samantha "Sam" Manson: (to Danny) You don't feel that way about me and I don't feel that way about you. Danny Fenton: So why are you still holding my hands?
Danny Fenton: (to Jazz) Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here? (shouting to Youngblood) And will you stop poking me?
Youngblood: Aw, man, I wanted to see the camper go ka-boom!
Danny Fenton: Skulker and Technus? Together? Tucker Foley: Is that an eww, or a yikes? Danny Fenton: Definitely a yikes!
Box Lunch: I am Box Lunch! Daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady! Danny Fenton: Um, eww!