D3: The Mighty Ducks
1996
Goldberg: It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting hit after the game too. Fulton: You're a goalie, dude. Deal.
Mrs Madigan: Every Monday you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday you will have a real quiz. Every Friday you will have an exam. And any time I FEEL like it you will have a surprise quiz or exam.
Dwayne: What'd he say? Russ: Something about a shrinking sphincter.
Connie: This ninja stuff makes you look, I don't know, how would you say... Guy Germaine: Ruggedly handsome? Connie: Amazingly stupid.
(In the goal singing) Julie Gaffney: Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am really bored. Fulton's great, Fulton's great. A year ago he couldn't even skate.
Goldberg: Great, now I have to worry about being nailed off the ice as well. Fulton: You're a goalie, dude, deal. Goldberg: Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive. Fulton: You're welcome.
Dwayne: Waiter I have too many forks... I only need one... Ya'll... It's just... (Picks up lil' fork) Hey, what's this lil' bitty one for?
Coach Orion: Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced? Goldberg: Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around.
Tom Riley: (to the ducks) You're nothin' but white trash! Russ: (leans forward) Uh, who are you callin' white trash?
Charlie Conway: (after Cole steals Charlie's lunch) Aww. C'mon, my mommy made me brownies Fulton: Yeah, fresh warm ones. Rick: It's too bad about your bash brother, I heard he was too scared to leave home. Fulton: Portman ain't scared of nothin'. Cole: Eww, what the hell kind of brownies are these? Charlie Conway: I gotta tell her to stop using horse turds in the recipe.