Cursed
2005
Jimmy Myers: (holding wrestling opponent high in air) You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly.
Joanie: I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
(describing the werewolf in human form to the police) Jimmy Myers: About 5 foot 10... Ellie: Bony ass, fat thighs, and ugly skin. (the werewolf breaks through a window and gives Ellie the finger)
Zela: I have the gift. I blame my mother.
Jimmy Myers: No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have this sexual allure to me. Bo: Ha, I know. (looks him up and down)
Jimmy Myers: (speaking to Bo who just "came out" to him) Yay, go gay!
Kyle: Whoa, hey, Ellie. Kyle: Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady? Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Kyle: I drink, you drive, ready to go? Ellie: Kyle, can you cover for me at the opening? Kyle: What? And miss Jake's big opening? Ellie: I can't make it.
Joanie: Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie. Ellie: (punches Joanie in face) Fuck you!
Becky: (Zela has just told Becky and Jenny they're in danger) You can't tell people this shit! Lay off the crack pipe.
Joanie: (Jimmy has just asked to fight one-one-one with Joanie, but Joanie sends him flying) Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
Jimmy Myers: (calming Becky down, who's tucked upside down in her car) Just stay still. Becky: (shouting) You try and having your car rolled down a mountain and staying fucking still!
Bo: (after seeing Jimmy's mutated dog) Fuck me!
Joanie: Putting on weight, Kyle?
Bo: (Jimmy's mutated dog has just chased Bo and Jimmy and damaged Bo's car) What the fuck was that? Jimmy Myers: My dog. Bo: What kinda dog do you have?
Kyle: Okay, all psychics back in their seats please. Zela: (to Ellie) The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think. Kyle: Maybe you can just follow me... (dragging her away) Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?