Cupid

1998/I

Trevor Hale: Make a move! Get in the game! You gonna get hurt? Have a beautiful train wreck.

Trevor Hale: Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking.

Trevor Hale: She's not getting older, she's getting bitter.

Trevor Hale: Ooh. Look at this towel. I have a little rule. If you can't identify the stain, then you don't dry off with it.

nm0005191Claire Allen: If we are sharing the bed we sleep head to toe. Trevor Hale: What's the point, all the interlocking parts still align.

Trevor Hale: I hardly ever do those midnight sacrifices of small animals. I can't get the otter blood out of my coffee table!

Laurence: Cowboy Erwin up there is repressing a memory of a milking gone bad.

Nick: I don't mean to brag, but... I can touch my eyebrows. Bo Peep: So... ? Nick: With my tongue.

Champ: Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing but love for the mentally deranged...