Creepshow

1982

Jordy Verrill: Meteor shit!

Jordy: That's a meteor. I'd be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!

Nathan Grantham: I want my cake! Bedelia! Where's my Father's Day cake?

Wilma Northrup: I am TELLIN' you, some of these, so called academic's make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin flipper!

Upson Pratt: What the fuck, another son of a bitchin blackout? Well if this was my power company it would never happen.

Wilma Northrup: You know what Henry, you're a regular barn yard exhibit, your sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends and shit for brains!

Wilma Northrup: Oh Henry can't you do anything right? Henry Northrup: What? Wilma Northrup: What? That's what I figured, what? That's just what I would expect from you, I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around! Henry Northrup: Oh I'm sorry. Wilma Northrup: Oh Henry, you are such a little kid, I swear to god you are, I mean were would you be without me to take care of you!

Wilma Northrup: Get out of my way Henry, or I swear to god you will be wearing your balls for earrings!

(after Harry buries him in sand) Richard Vickers: Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time!

(enters a darkened kitchen) Richard Grantham: Are we conserving energy?

Doctor: This is going to be extremely painful, Mr Verrill!

Jordy: Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!

Richard Vickers: Harry, the maiden fair is waiting for her knight in shining corduroy!

Richard Vickers: I'll shoot you dead! Harry: You can't shoot us dead, Richard... Becky: ... Because we're already dead! Harry: We dug a hole for you... Becky: ... On the beach!

Wilma Northrup: Just call me Billie, everyone does.

Henry: Just tell him to call you Billie, you bitch!

Henry: I drove out there with the remains of three human beings... well, two human beings and Wilma.

Upson Pratt: Norman Katsenmeyer's a dinosaur, he's too fucking blind to find his way into the nearest tar pit.

Upson Pratt: Go out and fuck somebody. But wear a damn rubber, everybody's got the damn herpes these days.

White: What's the matter, Mr Pratt? Bugs got your tongue?

Wilma Northrup: You're hysterical Henry. It's just what I would have expected. Henry Northrup: No, I don't think you'll expect this Wilma. No this is gonna be an entirely new experience.

Richard Vickers: Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.

Richard Vickers: (after swatting away a crab near Harry's head) Found a friend, Harry? I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me!

Harry: II'm gonna get you Richard. You hear me? I'm gonna get you! (a wave washes over his head) Richard Vickers: You've gotta hold your breath there, Harry. You've gotta hold your breath.

Richard Vickers: You better get out of here, Wentworth. You seem to be forgetting, I have the gun!

Richard Vickers: It's Showtime!

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