Crazy People
1990
(Reading a magazine ad.) Drucker: "Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak.' This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life." I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York fucking Times!
Stephen: We can't level, you crazy bastard, we're in advertising!
Robles: Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!
Kathy: You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!
(Drucker is being interviewed on Larry King's TV program) Charles Drucker: Total honesty in advertising began as a vision I had when I was a young ad man in Milwaukee... Emory Leeson: I don't believe that jerk! Saabs: I like Larry King! Emory Leeson: I'm talking about Drucker! He took all the credit!
Charles Drucker: Harris. Say something honest, no holds barred. Harris: I like... small boys. Charles Drucker: About the product, you fucking idiot!
Kathy: Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back. Emory Leeson: But you're pretty. I mean, really pretty. Kathy: Yes, but I don't have the problems normally associated with prettiness... because, when I was a child, I looked like Ed McMahon.
Kathy: Who here wants to be an advertising executive? (several hands go up) Emory Leeson: Who here wants to be a fire truck? (everyone raises their hands, with several standing and commenting things like "Ooh, I do!" and "Me! Pick me!")
George: (character can't say anything except variations on "Hello") Hello. How the hell are ya?
Kathy: Hold me. Please hold me. Emory Leeson: I am holding you. Kathy: I know, but it's a woman thing. I have to say it.