Crash Twinsanity
2004 (VG)
Uka Uka: Free again! Who has released me? Dr Neo Cortex: Mighty Uka Uka... Uka Uka: What! Can it be? Crash and Cortex? I don't know whether to kiss you... or kill you! (Crash puckers up)
Uka Uka: Cortex! Who are these evil upstarts? Dr Neo Cortex: I've ruined the lives of so many... I can't be expected to remember all of them. Uka Uka: Such a big head... such a tiny brain!
Dr Neo Cortex: Will this suffering never end?
Dingodile: Hey! I heard there were treasure round ere' and I wanna piece o' da dosh! Dr Neo Cortex: I have no idea what you just said.
Dr Nefarious Tropy: (seeing Crash) The rats are leaving the sinking ship.
Victor the Evil Twin: (on Cortex's airship) So this is how the rich and the ugly fly. Moritz the Evil Twin: Oh, hostess! Could I have another bag of those spicy peanuts?
Rusty Walrus: Aha! Fresh meat, for my pot.
Dr Neo Cortex: I'm an evil scientist! Madam Amberley: Ooh!A scientist Neo! To me, you'll always be a little worm!
Aku-Aku: (about Cortex) If we hand him over to the Evil Twins, perhaps they will spare us. Dr Neo Cortex: But they'll kill me! Uka Uka: That's a risk I'm willing to take!
Dr Neo Cortex: (to Crash) Meet your new, hydraulically operated twin brother... Mecha Bandicoot! (aside) Now where was I? Dr N. Gin: Dr Cortex, you were magnificent! Dr Neo Cortex: Of course I was you fool!
Dr Neo Cortex: I'm okay!... The spikes broke my fall.
(first lines) Coco Bandicoot: (chasing a butterfly) I'm gonna get ya! Come here. Dr Neo Cortex: (Cortex stuns her) Sleep, my insepid angel. Disguised Cortex: (in a bad Coco disguise) Crash! Crash! Where are you big brother! There's something weird going on in the bay! Come see!
Victor the Evil Twin: Cower you fools before the awesome might of... the Evil Twins! Dr Neo Cortex: Aren't you two adorable? Let me see... I may have some choccy treats for you. Moritz the Evil Twin: Oooh! Choccy treats!
Dr Neo Cortex: You've got to help me Crash! You heard them, they want to destroy our island home... humiliate and enslave you and steal my brain!
Dr Neo Cortex: But be careful what you wish for, Young Dr Cortex: Back off Grampa! Dr Neo Cortex: ... or you're wish will come true...
Dr Neo Cortex: Playtime is over! Victor! Moritz! Back in your cage, you naughty birds! Victor the Evil Twin: WHAT AM I DOING? Curse my superior interlect. THAT'S IT, CORTEX! You wanna spend time and play with your precious pets? So be it...
(Penguin squawks at Cortex, negociating) Dr Neo Cortex: The check bounced? Are you sure? Well, these past few years have been kind of slow. Wrath of Cortex didn't go as well as we'd hoped and... Dr Neo Cortex: (Penguins seethe in anger and Cortex offers a fish to appease them) Fish? (Camera alternates to different characters and Cortex eventually shoots the leader with his laser)
Dr Neo Cortex: Come, we must begin preparations for... (Doorbell rings from a mysterious door) Dr Neo Cortex: (to Crash) It's probably for you. (Door opens and the Evil Twins return with Aku-Aku and Uka-Uka, using them as common masks) Moritz the Evil Twin: Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat! Ha ha ha! (Twins throw the masks at Crash and Cortex) Victor the Evil Twin: Fools! You thought these two party toys could defeat us? We are masters of the infinite dimensions! With power over reality itself! Moritz the Evil Twin: (Interrupts) And riches beyond imagination! Dr Neo Cortex: (Interested) Riches? Victor the Evil Twin: Riches? (Slaps Moritz in the back of the head) What's wrong with you? Always bringing up the riches! (to Cortex) You don't remember us, do you, Doctor? Dr Neo Cortex: Should I? Victor the Evil Twin: You ruined our lives! Allow us to return the favor.