Cousins

1989

Aunt Sofia: That's not a dress you wear to a wedding. That's a dress you wear to a hooker's wedding!

Vince: I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine.

Vince: You've got only one life to live. You can make it chickenshit or chicken salad.

Vince: Can you keep a secret? Mitch: Yeah. Vince: So can I.

Tom: Look, I've kept my part of the bargain for Chloe's sake. Maria Hardy: Well, maybe Chloe deserves more than a bargain, Tom. (strokes his cheek, then turns to Larry) Larry Kozinski, I would love to dance with you.

Larry: Maria, would you dance with me?... Then, how about spending the rest of your life with me?

Aunt Sofia: You still want to kill people? Mitch: Na, they're too stupid. Aunt Sofia: You're telling me - your grandfather's marrying the Bermuda Triangle!

Vince: (ater Edie reluctantly accepts his dinner invitation) You've made an old man very happy! Edie: You're not so old. Vince: Yeah, I know, and I'm not so happy.

Vince: (a the cemetery, declining to join the funeral group) At my age, you don't want to get too close to an open grave.

Mitch: (at the funeral) So, Grandpa, how come you didn't come to the church? Vince: God makes me nervous when you get him indoors - besides, I don't like to see people in their coffins. They always look so much smaller without their spirits.

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