Cops

1989

Bakersfield PD officer: Now the reason, I suspect you, of possession of narcotics, is this - (takes a marijuana joint from the suspect's ear) Suspect (pickup truck driver) : You're pretty good... ! Bakersfield PD officer: (black COPS screen) ... Never ceases to amaze me...

Boston PD roll-call sergeant: OK, to lighten things up a bit, anyone got a joke they wanna tell?

cop: If you don't stay still, we will have to use pepper spray on you. suspect (drunk) : Pepper? What the fuck is that? You can't do that. I'm allergic to pepper. It makes me sneeze.

Officer Rick Benson: (about a suspect) Goony as a road lizard.

cop: 1-32 at Bush, I've got him at gunpoint. dispatcher: 1-32 at Bush, coverage is code 3.

suspect (drunk) : I am not a black male. cop: I didn't say you were... suspect (drunk) : (shouts) I'm a white male!

suspect (drunk) : You ever seen Cujo? cop: Sit down on the ground. suspect (drunk) : Cujo bit me. I seen that dog. cop: A dog attacked you? suspect (drunk) : (imitating a dog) Bark, bark.

Announcer: "Cops" is filmed on locations of the men and women of law enforcements. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty, in the Court of Law.

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