Come September
1961
Tony: Where do you live? Sandy: (broken English) Saus-a-lito. Tony: And where is that near? Sandy: (turns, looks at him) San Fran-sis-co. Tony: I am very stu-pid. But I'm loads of fun.
Robert L. Talbot: Man is the only animal CLEVER enough to build the Empire State Building, and STUPID enough to jump OFF it!
Robert L. Talbot: (to Maurice) You know, man is the only animal clever enough to build the Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump off it!
Robert L. Talbot: (looking at his villa) Isn't that a new color? Maurice Clavell: I beg your pardon? Robert L. Talbot: I said, isn't that a new color? Maurice Clavell: (chuckles) Houses are like women. The older they get, the more paint they need.
Robert L. Talbot: (speaking to Lisa) Teenagers are like the H bomb. When they go off, it's better to observe them from a distance.
Robert L. Talbot: I can go to jail for what can happen to those girls. Lisa Helena Fellini: What can happen to them? There are four boys and six girls. That add up to ten, and there's a safety in numbers. Robert L. Talbot: There's more than mathematics and adding. Those boys look quite capable to dividing and multiplying.
Robert L. Talbot: Lisa, believe me, no love affair can survive if the either part starts to think.
Robert L. Talbot: I want that villa put up for sale and if you can't sell it burn it! I've had it with this country! Maurice Clavell: Sir, this is not time to be burning your villas behind you. She loves you. She wants to marry you! Robert L. Talbot: Yeah, she has a funny way of showing it. Maurice Clavell: Italian women are emotional. Sh- sh... she been hurt. She wants time to think. Robert L. Talbot: Well, I wanna go back to America... where people get married without thinking.