Cocoon: The Return
1988
Ruby: You know, when you want to, you can sure do a good impression of an old fart.
Art Selwyn: Joe loved the beach. Ben Lucket: He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that's what he liked.
Art Selwyn: How'd you guys sleep? Joe Finley: Alma didn't sleep a wink. Art Selwyn: You're kidding. Joe Finley: No. Neither did I. Art Selwyn: You dog!
Art Selwyn: There's no justice. If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her. I'd trade places with her in a heartbeat.
Art Selwyn: Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for? Joe Finley: (Pointing to young girls in bikinis) Can I have some of that please?
Jack Bonner: You're my favorite Martian.
Bernie: You work all your life, you pay taxes, you're a good citizen, and what do you end up with? A tight rug.
Ben Lucket: Last one in is a pantywaist!
Ruby: Most people our age are a pain in the ass. Bernie: Most people our age are dead.
Bernie: Here is an eagle who just found out his teenage daughter is pregnant.
Joe Finley: I'm so tired. Alma Finley: (cries) Then go ahead and rest dear.