Clerks: The Lost Scene
2004 (V)
Alyssa Jones: (upon seeing Randal) WHY did you have to bring him along? Dante Hicks: He insisted on coming. He said he wasn't going to miss what was probably going to be the social event of the season.
Randall Graves: Hey, Finger Cuffs! Alyssa Jones: Go to hell, Graves.
Randall Graves: (while flipping through Julie Dwyer's "death cards") Got it. Got it. Want it. Need it. Got it.
(the keys to Dante's car and the Quick stop have accidentally ended up near Julie's crotch) Dante Hicks: Quick. Go down there and get them. Randall Graves: No way. I'm not reaching into that terminal vagina.
Mr Dwyer: (upon discovering Dante trying to retrieve the keys) Even in death you can't leave my poor Julie alone! I'll fucking kill you! Mrs Dwyer: Oh, you sick, sick pervert. Randall Graves: Hey, Lady! We're not the ones who laid our daughter out in a belly blast!
(upon learning that Caitlin had told everyone about Sang except him) Dante Hicks: Damn Caitlin and her secrets. (Caitlin and Alyssa once had a lesbian tryst) Alyssa Jones: Oh, Dante. You have no idea.
Dante Hicks: If anyone ever asks, I wanna be laid out in a suit... Randall Graves: If anyone ever asks me I'm tellin' them you wanna be laid out in a belly blast!