Claymation Comedy of Horrors Show
1991 (TV)
(Wilshire, Sheldon and Vince are testing a carnival-type ride.) Vince: Wilshire, are you sure this thing is safe? Wilshire Pig: Vince, we lugged everything out to the middle of this god-forsaken forest and you get cold feet?
(Wilshire is trying to be coy in sneaking into the lab.) Wilshire Pig (sounding out word) : Is there a laBOREatory around here? Greeter: Oh... of course, just down the hall to the right! (Wilshire and Sheldon then end up in the bathroom.) Wilshire Pig: LAVATORY... I hate homonyms!
(Wilshire is trying to be coy in sneaking into the lab.) Wilshire Pig (sounding out word) : Is there a laBOREatory around here? Greeter: Oh... of course, just down the hall to the right! (Wilshire and Sheldon end up in the bathroom.) Wilshire Pig: LAVATORY... I hate homonyms!
(Sheldon has a map inprinted on his tongue; meanwhile the guys had just escaped from another situation.) Wilshire Pig: All right, all right, I've had just about enough of this! Sheldon Snail: You mean... we can go? Wilshire Pig: Well sure you can go... but your tongue stays here, you get me?
Dead Comedian: Every day, in every way, I'm getting deader and I'm getting deader. Oh sure, I know it's tough to soar with eagles when you're being eaten by maggots...
(Wilshire is trying to coax the frightened Sheldon Snail out of his shell.) Wilshire Pig: Come on, you gutless gastropod!