Clay Pigeons

1998

Dale Shelby: Barney? Could you not poke the body with a stick, please?

Dale Shelby: Whoa! You're standing in evidence! Sheriff Mooney: Barney! Dale Shelby: Your deputy's name is Barney? That's great.

Sheriff Mooney: Promise me something there, will you? Clay Bidwell: What's that? Sheriff Mooney: Promise you'll stop finding dead people.

Sheriff Mooney: This is a nice guy. Reynard: They're all nice guys.

Sheriff Mooney: Clay, do me a favor; don't find anymore dead bodies? Clay: Okay.

Lester Long: I'm like a big fireworks show. I'm very bright.

Lester Long: You don't know the half of it. I'm like a big fireworks show. I'm pretty bright. Like Lite Brite.

Lester: I'm Lester. Lester the uh, molester.

Lester: Me and Clay, we's fishin' buddies!

Lester Long: Goddamn, Clay. You were going to shoot me, weren't you?

Lester Long: Some people just need-NEED-killing.