Class Reunion
1982
Bob Spinnaker: My father didn't keep me out of Vietnam so that I could die in my own high school!
Walter Baylor: (holding a knife) One more move and she gets a hole where she doesn't need one.
Dr Robert Young: I know Walter Baylor intimately. Meredith Modess: Really? Well, did you know he was going to kill Milt? Dr Robert Young: Yes. Meredith Modess: Then why didn't you try to stop him? Dr Robert Young: I couldn't find a parking spot.
Hubert Downs: Walter if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel.
Hubert Downs: Let me handle this. Hey, Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.
Dr Robert Young: He was institutionalized shortly after graduating from here. He committed a heinous crime against his parents with an upright vacuum cleaner.
(While hiding in a cupboard) Bunny Packard: Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be please remove it... Hubert. Hubert Downs: Hey Bunny, it's not my hand!