Clarissa Explains It All

1991

(repeated line) Clarissa Darling: (whenever Sam's ladder appears at her window) Hi, Sam!

Clarissa Darling: Who ever said 'the more things change the more things stay the same' definately had the right POV.

Clarissa Darling: (about the brat she has to babysit) This year I've got the perfect tools to tame little Elsie. Sam Anders: Well, if you're not packing thermo-nuclear warheads, I think you're traveling light.

Marshall Darling: (after Ferguson hid Clarissa's bike as a joke, and it disappeared) Well, Ferguson, if it's really gone and you can't get it back, you know what you gotta do. Ferguson Darling: Apologize. Marshall Darling: No. Ferguson Darling: Apologize sincerely. Marshall Darling: No. Ferguson Darling: No, Dad, not pay for it!

Marshall Darling: Your mother and I aren't fighting. We're having a discussion.

(Clarissa and her dad, who has come down with the flu, are discussing Bouncy Balls) Marshall Darling: But don't you think it's a little weird to eat something that you've been bouncing on the floor? Clarissa Darling: Dad, you haven't really been eating them after they've been on the floor, have you? (beat) Marshall Darling: I'm gonna go get some more bouillon.

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