Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
1989
Ralph Willum: I'll tell you a secret. I didn't do it for science. And I didn't do it for glory. I'M JUST MEAN!
Lance: Blind kids, a midget, dykes on bikes... we could start a side-show!
Booge: Gee, dad, maybe if you don't eat people, nobody will notice you're a zombie.
Donny: Jeez, Dad, maybe if you don't eat anybody, nobody'll notice you're a zombie.
Ralph Willum: What's the Bob motto? Bob: If God had... Ralph Willum: I can't hear you! Bob: If GOD had wanted me to be like normal people, he would have made me look like normal people...
(Bob Willum and a grieving widow are at a grave) Ralph Willum: Dearly beloved we are gathered... (He notices sand leaking out of the coffin, as it is devoid of the corpse) Ralph Willum: Well... what the fuck, why dwell on it?
Rox: You're the Sluts! Try and act like it!
Lucile: I'm going to get me some meat.
Dede: (an army of zombies attacks the town) Shoot! Nurse: We can't. They're us. They're good people. Dede: They're going to eat you! Dede: Family.