Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
1989
Gadget: You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter. Chip: Monty just jumped out! Gadget: Oh. That would account for it.
Chip: That was a close one. Are you OK Dale? Dale: Yeah. Luckily it landed on my head.
Chip: We're going in there just like we said. Chlordane may have mechanical marvels. Gadget: He does. Chip: He may have fiendish fiends. Dale: He does, he does. Chip: He may even have hundreds of cutthroat, bloodthirsty thugs. Monty: Yup. Them too. Chip: But we've got something he doesn't have. Gadget: Enough sense to get out of here?
Monty: He's bonkers in the conkers, you know. Dale: Yeah, but he is my friend.
Det. Drake: That's it? You're going to start an earthquake with lime gelatin? Prof. Nimnul: Now you stop laughing. My theories are perfectly legitimate.
Fat Cat: If it's possible, I hate them even more now!
Monty: Great, Gadget! We're almost there. Hit the brakes! Gadget: Golly, no one said anything about stopping.
Chip: Rescue Rangers, away!
Gadget: Once I found a perpetual motion machine just lying in the trashcan. Of course, by then it had stopped moving.
Gadget: Hop inside, guys, and I'll show you how this thing works. Or at least how it's supposed to work.
Monty: Gadget's gone too far this time, Chip. She's got these blinkin' propellers facing the wrong way. Chip: She knows what she's doing, Monterey. I'm sure the Ranger Wing is perfectly safe. Gadget: Oh, darn. I'm always ending up with parts left over!
Gadget: We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
Gadget: Hi there, I'm Gadget. Oh, you know that already... hmmm... What comes next? Oh, what's your name?
Gadget: I'll have this plane ship shape in no time. Well, actually it should be plane shaped, shouldn't it?
Pi-rat: I say we make them walk the plank. Jolly Roger: No, we did that last time. Pi-rat: How 'bout we keel haul them? Jolly Roger: No, we just painted the keel. Stormy: We could dress them up like bunnies, and dip them in chocolate. Jolly Roger: I'm afraid that ain't piratical enough, Stormy. Gadget: Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in. Jolly Roger: A fine idea! Chip: Gadget... Gadget: Oh. Oops. You know I can resist a challenge.
Monty: Give us a break love. Gandhi would want to take a swing at this kid.
(Dale is flying the Ranger Wing) Dale: What's this? Gadget: That's the hover switch. It should turn the Ranger Wing into a helicopter. Chip: Should?
Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.
(after Fat Cat's thugs kidnap Dale instead of a priceless kitten) Fat Cat: You idiots! Oh... why must all my brilliant plans be ruined, by those rinketing Rangers? Why? TELL ME! TELL ME WHY! WHY? WHY? Dale: Because good always triumphs over evil. Fat Cat: Oh, yeah?
(Paddling after the Rescue Rangers down a river) Meps: Hey boss, what's that? Fat Cat: I don't want to hear it! Meps: There, in the water? Fat Cat: Keep paddling, I don't want to hear it! (There is a crash, and the boat starts to sink) Fat Cat: Wh-what happened? Mole: You don't want to hear it.
(to his nephew, Normie) Professor Norton Nimnul: Haven't I told you never to play with my superweapons? You could devastate yourself.
(at a trade show, to promote his new invention) Professor Norton Nimnul: SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE... ! Oh, sorry. Old habits are hard to break.
(Foxglove catches Dale in mid-freefall) Dale: I didn't know bats could do this. Foxglove: Do what? Dale: Fly when they're carrying so much weight. Foxglove: Uh oh! Dale: What? Foxglove: We can't!
Gadget: If you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however... you're a goof-up.
Dale: (Dale had fallen off of a tree branch) They think I'm clumsy or somethin'. Foxglove: (giggles) I can't imagine where they got that idea.
Dale: How come Chip gets to sit in the front seat next to Gadget? Monty: 'Cause that's where the steering wheel is, mate.