Chin wong ji wong 2000

1999

Wasabi: Bitches these days know how to fight.

Wasabi: What is he doing? Master Wong: This is the long lost kung-fu, The Fat Mantis! Wasabi: Fat Mantis, isn't this the most powerful move? Master Wong: It kills without blood. Wasabi: Wow!

Ferrari: (laughs) give them their latenight snacks. Mr Lee: no we don't want any, help!! Master Wong: Why are you screaming, you don't like midnight snacks? Mr Lee: No, they give us viagra in our meals. i haven't eaten in days. Master Wong: What an evil man!

Leung: Why don't you quit school and start a career in Japan?

Leung: Fat boy! Want me to kill you and BBq your body fat?

Ferrari: Forget about it! just give him a beating for an hour or two. Woman: Ferrari, why does he want to hurt you? Ferrari: Ever since i fought for women's rights in the new territories many people started to hate. People have even tried to assasinate me!

Master Wong: This is the anniversary of my father's death. You don't have to be sad. My dad was an asshole. He robbed, raped and killed. His death was good for society. but my dad loved me a lot. He robbed a bank because he wanted to buy me a toy car. He killed a man because he said I wasn't handsome. He raped because I told him I wanted a sister. my dad was a great father.

Chief: yes, the cheater makes money faster than Soros. He lies better than Clinton. He's Handsome Dragon Ferrari. Recently he helped the foriegners crush the stock market. He has a newspaper which harms Hong Kong's reputation. He steals money from the stock market and he sells pirate VCDs. The worst is that he gets all the beautiful girls. The left overs are the ugly types. Leung: He should be executed for this!!

Leung: Please don't send me to do these kind of low class undercover cases again. I have acted as a lawyer, doctor, nurse, druggie gangster, student, Jackie chan, Andy lau, Leon Lai. Even that scary old lady Elizabeth Taylor.

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