Children of the Corn III

1995

William Porter: We've got a brand new Japanese invention here, we call it pizza.

Eli Porter: Why papa? Why did you have to go and hurt my brother? Family is sacred papa. You know I'd never hurt you. Not even for this.

Joshua: what happened to my father? Back in Gatlin what did you do to him? Eli Porter: Made sure he'd never hurt you again.

Eli Porter: Let us give thanks to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, who protects our crops and keeps the infidel and unbeliever in the torments of hellfire eternal. Amen.

William Porter: Eli! Eli Porter: Let the harvest begin!

Eli Porter: With age comes blindness but we who are young have a vision and that is the gift to us from He Who Walks Behind The Rows! Our greatest Harvest is to come! T-Loc: Harvest this motherfucker!

Eli Porter: Who was Joseph? T-Loc: Who in hell cares? (everyone laughs) Eli Porter: I do.

William Porter: (hears rustling in corn) Hello? Eli Porter: (jumps out of corn and startles Bill) Boo!

T-Loc: Hey, where you at, butt-head? You in here with me now! Eli Porter: I'm not in here with you. You're in here... with me.

Father Frank Nolan: Who to hell are you? Eli Porter: Father as if you didn't know!

Eli Porter: You knew who I was from the moment you set eyes on me and so did my poor foster mother. Certain people can do that Frank, I don't know why.

T-Loc: I wouldn't sit there. Eli Porter: Why not? T-Loc: 'Cause I think you gonna try and suck my dick.

Eli Porter: Howdy. T-Loc: Don't give me that goddamn Gomer Pyle, Howdy Doody bullshit, alright? I'm here to get Dee. Eli: Can't spare him. T-Loc: What you gonna do? Preach me to death? (Eli shoves him and runs) Hey, come back here you little shit! I'm gonna kick your little ass, doo-dah. Doo-dah.

William Porter: Why should I share this with my employers? I developed the strain. Charles: Yes I know, but ethically you're still bound... William Porter: Fuck ethics! Charles: My, my, my, William. I do believe that is the first time I've ever heard you swear.

Malcolm: Shit! Man, where's the fucking scarecrow?

Maria: This is first base. (She and Josh kiss) And this is second base. (she lifts Josh's hand to her breast) Josh: How do I get a home run? Malcolm: You don't!

Malcolm: Josh, Man, if this ain't good... If this ain't good, Man, I'm gonna kill you. Josh: It's not good. Get dressed!

(a crow perches on a scarecrow) Malcolm: You're fired.

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