Charles in Charge
1984
Charles: (as Jamie, Stephanie, and Adam inch closer to Charles's Bed) GO TO BED!
Adam Powell: Who would put wax on beans? Charles: So they slide down your throat without skid marks.
Charles: (Charles finds Douglas at work with a skateboard) ... Doug, do you need help tightening those wheels? Douglas Pembroke: I'm not tightening them; I'm loosening them. Charles: That's very dangerous! Douglas Pembroke: I hope so; this is Jason's skateboard. He used my baseball glove to clean his fish tank! He's gotta be taught a lesson. Charles: (confiscating the skateboard) That's not a crime punishable by death.
Douglas Pembroke: ... All right, (shouts) who stole my Incredible Hulk underoos?
Stan Pembroke: (to Lila... who, against his orders, went out on a date with a boy he detested) ... You're grounded for three months. No TV, no stereo, no allowance, no phone. Your life is school, homework, eating, sleeping, and chores - *lots* of chores. And if you have any free time, I suggest you spend it dwelling on why you were grounded. (to Jill) ... And *don't* bake her any cookies!
Douglas Pembroke: ... Jason's gone too far this time. He just took a shower and used my lucky towel. Charles: What's lucky about it? Douglas Pembroke: It always gets me dry!