Celebrity
1998
Robin Simon: There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease. Priest at Catholic Retreat: We haven't had any casualties.
Nicole Oliver: I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way. But what I do from the neck up is a different story.
(sighting celebrities at a screening) Tony Gardella: Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic. Robin Simon: Him, I recognize. Tony Gardella: Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.
Robin Simon: I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
Robin Simon: No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
(talking about Papadakis) Tony Gardella: He's terribly pretentious. He is one of those assholes who film in black and white.
Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything... Lee Simon: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.
Tony Gardella: Tom Dale. *Big* star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake.