Cats & Dogs

2001

Lou: I'm on to you, kitty, and you're in big trouble! Russian Blue: I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble!

Mr Tinkles: I want you to stay here. Calico: Why? Mr Tinkles: Because I hate you.

Butch: Son of my mom!

Mr Tinkles: Evil does not wear a bonnet!

Mr Tinkles: Stand still, I need to crush you.

Mr Tinkles: Hello, Mr Sinister Serum...

Mr Tinkles: With the dogs out of the way, cats will overthrow the humans and you will recieve your just reward: sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia. (mice cheer)

Prof. Dad Brody: Bad talking cat!

Scotty: Loser. Lou: Cat person.

Mr Tinkles: Cats rule!

Lou: I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation". Peek: Nah, he's a pro wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken. Lou: Alright then, "Doom Machine" it is!

Lou: I changed my mind... call me the Claw of Ling Chou!

Lou: I've never met a stray. Ivy: Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged".

Prof. Dad Brody: Our team is red hot, your team ain't doodley squat!

Mr Tinkles: The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable! If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do. Calico: Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kitty? Hello? Yo! Mr Tinkles: This can't be happening. I want them eliminated! Calico: But they did manage to bug the phone. I think we should just concentrate on the glasses half full. (Mr Tinkles growls and throws the roll at Calico) Calico: Ow! That's what I want to do. Mr Tinkles: Oh, putting a happy face on. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

Russian Blue: This Tinkles, he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

Russian Blue: What do they know? I work hard, bring home the Meow Mix...

(Lou and the Russian cat are rolling on the floor fighting) Lou: Get off me, you furball! Russian Blue: You fight like a poodle.

Mrs Mom Brody: I have a bat. Prof. Dad Brody: I have a mitt, and I'm not afraid to use it.

(Whilst driving like an imbecile) Calico: (shouting) Get out of the road you lunatic!

Prof. Dad Brody: Who do you think kidnapped us, Uraguay or Chad?

Mr Tinkles: Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name! Sophie the Maid: (Opens the doors and enters) Oh, Mr Tinkles?

Sophie the Maid: (sniffing Tinkles) Ah, you're a stinky kitty. First you have to have a bath.

Lou: Well, Miss Challenged, I'm sorry, but I think you gotta leave. My orders are clear. I -... Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: Orders? Lou: That's right. I'm a secret agent. Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: An agent? Why, you're a little small for an agent. Shouldn't you be busy having fun? Lou: I don't have time for fun. Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: Ew! tough guy.

(Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him) Sophie the Maid: Mr Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me. Mr Tinkles: (finally speaking) No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo! (Sophie gasps) Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it? (Sophie faints) Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!

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