Category 6: Day of Destruction
2004 (TV)
Tornado Tommy: (after an enormous twister misses his tour truck by inches, to his tourists) That was worth getting up in the morning for, wasn't it, huh? Did y'all like that?
Andy Goodman: Tornadoes destroy Las Vegas, we got hurricane force winds in the Gulf. We miss 'em both? Chris Haywood: What can I say? We were caught off guard. Andy Goodman: People are dead because we failed. But from now on, if a dog farts in Duluth, I expect to somebody to know about it!
(the St. Louis Arch is destroyed by a tornado) Andy Goodman: How could it knock down the Arch? I thought that thing was built to withstand 300-mile-an-hour winds. Sabrina Rogers: I thought the highest winds ever recorded for an F5 tornado were 243 miles an hour. Andy Goodman: Which makes this an F6. And we've never seen an F6.
(getting sucked up into the tornado) Tornado Tommy: Whoa, baby, we're going for a ride... !
(after seeing three tornadoes) Tornado Tommy: I got triplets! I got triplets!
Secretary of Energy Shirley Abbott: I can see it now - "During the great American Blackout, Secretary of Energy Abbott sat in her office and watched the lights go out."